Chronicles of Twatrick: And the interest keeps piling up ...

Nothing really new to report on another monthly interestversary, but it's worth calculating at least a ballpark figure as to the extent of Patrick's soul-crushing debt to me.

From back in August 2021, the associated judge did the arithmetic and came up with:

Now, if we take that outstanding amount and ask Google what the situation is today ...  oh, dear ...

 

In all fairness, not long after the judge published her arithmetic, I did manage to forcibly wrest from Patrick (via a collections order) a few thousand dollars before he closed his credit union account to keep me from taking any more, so a more accurate accounting suggests he is on the hook to me for about $125,000 -- an amount going up by several hundred dollars per month.

It's also amusing to ponder the fact that, since Patrick clearly has no intention of ever paying me anything and continues to keep running and hiding, it's not unreasonable to think about how much he will owe me when he turns 50, and it's easy enough to ask Google to calculate that:

That's right ... Patrick's 50-year birthday present will be to understand that he will owe me in the neighbourhood of $170,000, so it remains to be seen if he can dodge, weave and evade long enough to run up that kind of bill.

Check back in five years, I guess.

P.S. Quite separate from what he owes me, Patrick would still have to independently pay some $25,000 to get out of bankruptcy -- those two debts are entirely unrelated, so Patrick is currently in debt to the tune of about $150,000. Interesting, as I remember the old days when Patrick was quite keen to talk smack about me and openly challenged me to try to do something about his malicious defamation:

Yeah, that didn't work out that well for Patrick, did it?

GOOD LORD, but if you want to truly appreciate Patrick's slimy dishonesty, someone pointed me at this recent Twitter post from Patrick, crowing about how Mark Carney's name allegedly appears in the Epstein files:

 If you blow up that second screenshot, you see:

 

which looks suspicious given that trailing comma since that suggests that Google wasn't finished explaining it, so I decided to ask Google the same question, and it should surprise you not in the slightest that Patrick chopped off the rest of that sentence:

 

 

This is the sort of sleaziness that has resulted in Patrick owing tons of cash for malicious defamation.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ah, the irony.

This would be the massively-indebted undischarged bankrupt, financial fugitive and basement-dwelling soft core porn author Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, suggesting that people who publicly misrepresent others should be hit with a judgment that would scare them straight:

 

 

I assume I do not have to explain the irony.

P.S. I am still interested in any recent sightings of Patrick, especially in the area of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, where it appears he has taken up residence in the basement. Any photos of vehicles in the driveway or on the street would be appreciated. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Not exactly an evil genius.

One of my many Patrick Ross-related confidential informants (CIs) informs me that undischarged bankrupt and man in desperate need of validation Patrick Ross did something rather revealing in a recent one of Patrick's unwatched and unwatchable YouTube podcasts:

 

(It's unclear why Patrick invests the time it takes to create these boring screeeds when they typically get -- as you can see -- all of 28 views over 11 hours, many of those by my CIs who have vowed to track his YouTube inanity. But ... onward.)

The revealing bit is that, starting at the 3-minute mark for about 15 seconds, Patrick compares the attention received by others as opposed to (his words exactly), "a guy recording in the basement in Grande Prairie ...".

Um ... wut?

What a fascinating disclosure, coming as it is out of nowhere and having nothing to do with the topic of the podcast. Is there any question that Patrick is referring to himself, and hoping the viewer accepts that bizarre reveal?  I think it's obvious that Patrick is desperately trying to misdirect the viewer into thinking that he's in Grande Prairie, Alberta, and here's why.

First, why would Patrick use such an explicit and informative description, rather than simply refer to himself as, say, "a guy recording a podcast in a basement"? What informative value does it bring to the video to describe the location of the basement as being in Grande Prairie? None, suggesting he's only throwing that in there to mislead.

More to the point, given that Patrick has spent the last decade frantically trying to avoid creditors and process servers, why would he generously now tell everyone where he is? Answer: Because it's simply not true.

Finally, if one were to believe Patrick that he is in Grande Prairie and in a basement, one would naturally assume that it's because he's renting someone's basement so he can continue working there. But that flies in the face of everything you see in the screenshot above, which clearly shows a basement furnished with the type of juvenile sports paraphernalia you would expect would have been collected over the years by Patrick and his late and unlamented father; in other words, in a basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, Saskatchewan. But if Patrick wants to play this silly game, then let's play it with him.

I invite all of my CIs in both Lloydminster and Grande Prairie to be on the lookout for Patrick, so we can resolve this one way or the other. Keep on the lookout for Patrick, and report back and we'll settle this mystery one way or the other. And as for Patrick's feeble attempt at misdirection, well, he's never really been an evil genius, has he? 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Courtesy of one of my many, many confidential informants, here's quite the thread over on Twitter about 44-year-old undischarged bankrupt and social pariah Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Quintuple Threat High School Chick Magnet" Ross. This series of tweets:

 

 

strongly suggests what I already suspected -- that Patrick is now holed up in the basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, SK and surviving on the relentlessly waning generosity of his evolutionarily-stunted siblings.

In any event, knowing where he is now is going to make some of my plans for him much, much easier.

P.S. I've been told on a number of occasions that other parties are trying to serve Patrick with legal filings. Well, now's your chance given the compelling evidence that he's now living in the basement at Casa Ross. And I think it would be entertaining to have his sibling(s) have to deal with the occasional process server.

P.P.S. Given how Patrick appears to be living out of his late parents' basement, it's always possible that he's working somewhere in Saskatchewan, so I'm definitely interested in any information about where Patrick is hanging out these days and if/where he's employed. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Cranking up the surveillance.

Trying to make up for lost time after being so quiet on this topic and, while I've mentioned this earlier, I'm going to emphasize that, for reasons I don't want to get into just yet, I want any interested and helpful parties to do whatever they can to keep tabs on undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross. This can include physical drive-bys of Casa Ross in Lloydminster (complete with photos of vehicles and license plates if possible), perusing Patrick's postings on various social media and so on. I will, however, explain at least a little of why I'm particularly interested in clarifying Patrick's location these days. 

Long-time followers might remember that Patrick once filed a ridiculous and meritless defamation lawsuit against me, and has subsequently avoided moving it forward, and the reason for that seems obvious. In all of Patrick's legal filings, he's listed his address for legal service as (you guessed it) the address of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, even when he was working in northern Alberta and was rarely in Lloydminster to receive service.

The Court typically frowns on plaintiffs who supply a bogus address for service, and I suspect the reason Patrick is reluctant to move his idiotic action forward is that he's well aware that, the instant he tried, I would insist that he provide the Court with a valid and proper address where he could be served. This issue is suddenly more relevant given that Patrick seems to have relocated back to Lloydminster and is living at Casa Ross, and I'm sure he really doesn't want the Court to know that. Which is exactly why I want to confirm that one way or the other.

In short, my speculation is that if Patrick has moved back to the Lloyd, he really doesn't want that to become public knowledge as it would make it easier to serve legal papers on him. Hence, why I'm asking my long-suffering followers to keep their eyes open -- especially those in Lloydminster who might see him around town, perhaps at his regular haunts like the Canadian Brewhouse.

Anyway, if there are any sightings of Patrick, either leave a comment or drop me an email at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca. Thank you kindly.

P.S. Patrick really needs some better head shots for his YouTube videos:

 

 

P.P.S. It occurs to me that I recall there were other parties who were trying to serve Patrick with legal documents. If anyone is still trying to do that and is willing to make another attempt, why not try to serve him at Casa Ross? It seems pretty clear that someone is living there, and any attempt to serve Patrick at that address is guaranteed to be informative -- even if Patrick doesn't answer, whoever answers will have to disclose whether Patrick lives there, or insist that he doesn't. Either way, that's useful information.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The strangeness of Casa Ross.

There is something just a bit curious about what is happening with "Casa Ross," the Lloydminster residential property that belong(s/ed) to the late and minimally-lamented Ken Ross. Daddy Ross passed away in June of 2023, which means it's closing in on three years that that property should have been disposed of pursuant to whatever was in the will. And yet, after all this time, it seems that the Ross clan is still squatting there, which inspires the question -- what are the plans for that property? Or have they even decided?

There are four siblings (including Patrick) and, from what I've heard, every one of them could really, really use their share of the proceeds from the sale of the house. And yet, there it remains, with regular visitors from the Ross clan:

 

 

Now, it's entirely possible that there is some sort of agreement that the house will be transferred to one of those gormless hillbillies, but what will the rest of them get to make up for that? Is it possible that the Ross clan is putting off trying to sell the property because they're trying to figure out how to protect it from me (given Patrick's massive debt to me)?

So far, one can only speculate, but that's why I'm asking my collection of confidential informants to keep their eyes out for things like a "For Sale" sign going up, or Patrick suddenly appearing to have moved elsewhere, that sort of thing. At some point, one would think that that passel of yahoos is going to have to make a decision, and I want to be as forewarned and forearmed when they do.

In any event, if anything interesting happens, drop me a note, and I'll see what I can do with it. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: It's nice to have confidential informants.

Courtesy of yet another of my confidential informants, it appears that a recent visitor to Casa Ross in Lloydminster is Patrick's brother Chris:

 

I wonder if Patrick realizes he's pissed off so many people over the years that I have an entire army willing to keep tabs on him for me.

BONUS TRACK: This is actually pretty funny (and mostly accurate).

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary!

I have been woefully remiss in being so nad-grindingly busy with my cool new job that I have neglected to keep one and all up to date with the ongoing adventures of undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, so let's all get caught up here.

As of a few days ago, it's been a full 55 months since a judge told Patrick what he owed me and increased the accruing interest on his debt to a whopping five per cent:

 

 

Just so you can appreciate the history here, I got my $85,000 judgment against Patrick way back in late 2010, which means that Patrick has been in massive debt to me related to that for more than half of his adult life. Ponder that for a moment before we continue -- Patrick was born in June of 1981 and, as a precocious and arrogant twenty-something, was convinced he was going to be a notable and accomplished online pundit, frequently bragging about his readership and hit count and so on.

Instead, after getting bitch-slapped by the Ontario Superior Court to the tune of a $75,000 judgment and $10K costs award (a default judgment since he was too arrogant to even file a Statement of Defence):

 

Patrick's personal life and professional ambitions basically went down the toilet, and he has spent the last 15+ years running from accountability and his ever-increasing debt to me -- an amount which almost certainly exceeds $130,000 and grows by several hundred dollars per month. So what has Patrick been up to lately? I'm glad you asked.

One of my spies informs me that, recently, Patrick has resumed his unwatchable and unwatched podcast on YouTube:

Ignore the embarassingly non-existent viewership; concentrate instead on the background, which certainly appears to be in a furnished home rather than a generic hotel room somewhere in northern Alberta, suggesting that perhaps Patrick has quietly relocated back to Casa Ross in Lloydminster, which would have major implications for my SK-based collection against him, so here's where we're going from here.

As before, I invite my coterie of confidential informants to check out any interesting activities at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, especially any evidence of ongoing habitation that might suggest Patrick has quietly moved back there, and particularly if he might have changed jobs and be working in Saskatchewan again. (I will not provide the address of that residence -- anyone who's been following this tedious saga will know what it is.)

The relevant observation here is that Patrick has been moderately active on his YouTube channel, https://www.youtube.com/@dragonfireideas, and all of the backgrounds of his eye-rollingly vacuous podcasts suggest a house, so what I'm after is any evidence that Patrick is back in the Lloyd and, even better, where he works and/or where he hangs out, since I'm in the process of organizing further action against him but I'll keep that to myself for now.

Anyway, for someone who had such glorious ambitions of being some sort of online pundit and influencer those many years ago, it's sad to see how the soon-to-be-45 Patrick Ross managed to self-immolate so thoroughly.

In any event, if you have any further info about Patrick, either email me (canadiancynic@yahoo.ca) or leave a note in the comments.

AFTERSNARK: It's worth reminding everyone of Patrick's arrogance all those many years ago when, after I suggested the possibility of legal action to deal with his obvious and vile defamation, Patrick responded with ... well, you can read for yourself:

If Patrick had simply apologized and deleted said defamation, all of this would have gone away. It didn't work out that way.

P.S. I've mentioned this before but it may be worth repeating. After Patrick's father passed away, one would have thought that that passel of hillbilly siblings (Patrick and three other yokels) would have arranged to execute the will, sell the house and split the proceeds. Either that, or perhaps there would have been an agreement for one of the siblings to assume ownership, move in and compensate the remaining sibs for their share. One way or the other, it would seem that it would be stupid to let the house just sit there without either selling it and without having a family member move in and take over.

However, if Patrick has quietly moved back to the Lloyd and taken over, it would only make sense that either -- as the new owner -- he somehow bought out his siblings share of the residence, or ... well, I'm not sure what the other options are, but it would make little sense for the rest of the family to be satisfied with Patrick living there at no cost while the rest of them get screwed out of their share of the property. After all the time since the passing of Ken Ross (closing in on three years), not having resolved the final disposition of the house seems financially irresponsible. Hence, the interest in my digging into the current title to see what is going on.

I'll keep you posted.

JUST NOW, one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants sends me a set of pics from a couple weeks back, including this one:

This picture is hugely informational since it shows, first, that the storage trailer that had been clogging the driveway for all those many months is gone (suggesting the end of cleaning out that property), and there are now two vehicles in the driveway (with another one on the street), strongly suggesting that someone has finally moved in.

Based on what I've heard before, it's most likely that one of Patrick's sisters is the new homeowner, and that Patrick is perhaps crashing there on an occasional basis. All of this is grist for yet more investigation to figure out who's living there now, and if that includes Patrick.

Once again, stay tuned. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Dealing with work deadline, will have more verbose evisceration of Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Triple Threat Ladies Man" this weekend.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Yes, I have been remiss.

I have been swamped with my new job but I promise that I will post something more substantial this coming weekend, much of it related to my plans for dealing with Patrick Ross over the course of 2026.

That is all. For now. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Merry 15-year-versary!

As hard to believe as it may be, today makes it exactly 15 years since malicious defamer, soft-core porn author, poster child for male pattern baldness, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Bad D00d Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross has owed me tens of thousands of dollars, my having received a ruling against him for aforesaid malicious defamation for an initial $85,000 waaaaaaay back in 2010:

Ruminate on that stretch of time for a second, and appreciate that Patrick has spent the majority of his adult life in debt to me ... and there is absolutely no indication that that is going to change in his or my lifetime.

Having been granted a ludicrously favourable bankruptcy ruling back in 2014 of having to pay me a mere $34,000 over several years, Patrick chose instead to play games, which is why he finds himself today owing me over $130,000 pursuant to the original judgment, as well as still needing to pay about $25,000 over and above that to get out of bankruptcy.

15 years.

And at no time during those years has Patrick made even the slightest effort to improve the dumpster fire that is his life. Not once. Ever. Rather, he has continued to dodge and weave and evade, even as the 5% annual interest in that debt piles up month after month.

And as for Patrick's long-dormant and idiotic defamation lawsuit against me? It molders away, with Patrick no doubt understanding that the instant he tries to move it forward, I will file motions that will require him to attend court. In person. Where, as I understand it, others will be waiting for him. So, no, that's not going anywhere, either.

So feel free to wish 44-year-old Patrick Ross a happy 15-year-versary. Buy him a gift. Maybe a hat. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Nothing new to report at the moment, but check back this weekend as I will have a special edition of "Chronicles of Twatrick" you should find entertaining.

Chronicles of Twatrick: SMFH.

One of my confidential informants gifts me with undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross getting into an argument with Grok:

 

 

Tune in next week when Patrick lectures someone on the legal system and how defamation law works.

AFTERSNARK: The sad/pathetic/amusing aspect of the above is that Patrick is arguing with Grok the way he argues with people online: with misrepresentation and bad faith. It's Patrick's pattern to take something someone else says, deliberately misinterpret it, then argue against the misinterpretation.

I wrote about that a couple years ago, where you can see how Patrick childishly changes someone's words just so he can win an argument. But it's hilarious to see him trying the same rhetorical infantilism against an AI entity.

Chronicles of Twatrick: How bankruptcy takes a toll.

One of my confidential informants tells me that undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross was recently whining on YouTube about the Edmonton Eskimos being renamed the (less-racist) "Elks," and how he (Patrick) is totally not fine with that and prefers that it be changed back. And said confidential informant gifts me this screenshot of Patrick in the middle of that tone-deaf rant:

 

 

Jesus Christ, but bankruptcy has not been kind to Patrick. Dear God, Patrick is only 44 years old, and he looks at least a decade older. For someone who has, for years, bragged about being one of the smartest and baddest d00ds on the Intertoobz, Patrick is morbidly obese and balding, and has an unhealthy number of chins.

There is something truly sad about this, given that Patrick has written on numerous occasions about his desperate search for a satisfying romantic relationship, but what woman is going to be even minimally interested in a prematurely aging, overweight university dropout and massively-in-debt undischarged bankrupt with no apparent fixed address?

It's easy to mock Patrick (and not that he doesn't deserve every bit of it), but it's just as easy to feel sorry for him. Fat, balding, bankrupt and alone is no way to go through life.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary!

Pardon the tardiness but I have been so busy at my new place of employment that I overlooked that it is now a full 50 months since a Saskatchewan judge dropped the hammer on undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger authority Patrick Ross, during which what he owes me is almost certainly north of $130,000 (and that does not even include the additional $25,000 or so he needs to get himself out of bankruptcy, which is an entirely separate issue from his burgeoning debt to me).

I'll have more to say this weekend, but photos from my Lloydminster-based spies suggests that that passel of inbred hillbillies is still cleaning out the hovel that is Casa Ross in preparation for trying to cash in. Said photos will be forthcoming, so stay tuned.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

In all the hubbub of my new job, I totally forgot that, three days ago, another full month had passed, and it is now four years and one month since an SK judge ruled as to how much financial fugitive and perpetual debtor Patrick "Super Stud Muffin Quintuple Threat Nexus Dragon Fire" Ross owes me (now around $130,000), and how rapidly that amount would be increasing (five per cent annually).

Oh, and given an earlier ruling that severed what Patrick owes me from his actual state of personal bankruptcy, even if Patrick paid off that entire amount to me, he would -- hilariously -- still be bankrupt until he paid off his bankruptcy judgment (in the vicinity of an additional $25,000).

In short, Patrick is currently on the hook for about $155,000 to get his life back, and I don't see that happening any time soon as, based on the current real estate market in Lloydminster, SK, even selling Casa Ross at its most optimistic selling price might get Patrick half of that (assuming the proceeds from selling that hovel are split equally among all four of those inbred sibling ditchbillies).

So, yeah, Patrick has buried himself good and proper, and that's not changing any time soon.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Suddenly a great deal of interest.

Curiously, over the last several weeks, there has been a marked increase in readers checking out the ongoing trials and tribulations of undischarged bankrupt and permanent debtor Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross, as you can see by the traffic stats:

Note how traffic surged from a few hundred per Twatrick-related post to into the thousands. I haven't bothered to track down where it's all coming from and, frankly, I don't much care. But it is curious that someone out there seems awfully interested in how Patrick is getting on these days.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things still happening at Casa Ross?

Another of my Lloydminster-based CIs took this quick drive-by photo of Casa Ross, showing both the white pickup truck still in the driveway (reportedly belonging to one of Patrick's siblings), and the back of that storage trailer appears to be open, further suggesting ongoing work cleaning up that hovel in preparation for selling so all of the weaselly Ross clan can get their hands on Daddy's assets.

 

 Well, except for Patrick, but that is a story still in development.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Might be F.A.F.O. time for Patrick.

Left by an anonymous commenter, but it matches what we've all come to know about Patrick and his obsession with stalking and harassment (slightly edited for clarity): 

For a while I've been sending Peter Skinner screen shots of Patrick's tweets about him but last week Peter asked if I could send them directly to an RCMP constable referencing a file number.

Peter's out living his life and not uttering a peep about Patrick but Patrick keeps harassing him with things. It certainly looks like Peter's taking steps to rid himself of Patrick for good. Patrick is stalking his online accounts and setting up many accounts mocking him. It would be amazing if charges against Patrick were laid for over a decade of harassment. Patty's harassing several others at the same time so this could blow up in his face dramatically. Patty could be in store for the F.O. portion of decades of F.A. harassment of people. I'm almost giddy at the thought his dumb ass might land in jail where sheriffs would be able to find him anytime they like.

I can confirm Patrick's years of personal harassment of me, so it surprises me not that he invests so much time in stalking others. And add to that whatever I bring down on him when I decide to go after whatever assets he acquires from the sale of his utterly-unlamented lunatic crackpot of a father, and one wonders if his immediate family members are getting at all tired of his shtick and putting their financial assets at risk.

That is one stunningly stupid family. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants reports on an unfamiliar vehicle (a white pickup truck) now taking up space at Casa Ross, further suggesting that there is some serious cleanup in preparation for putting that dump on the market:

 

 

It's not clear what to make of this, but it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have spies everywhere.

SPEAKING OF SPIES, a different C.I. gifts me with the revelation that Patrick has perhaps relocated to Camrose, AB, with a new telephone number, 587-322-xxx3 (just so Patrick knows that I know). Not sure if this is an attempt to get out from under his bankruptcy, but I'm sure Patrick realizes by now that, in Canada, personal bankruptcy is federal, not provincial.

In any event, I am still watching the goings-on at Casa Ross intently.

AUG 25 UPPITY DATE: A private note from one of my CIs suggests that the honking big white pickup in the driveway at Casa Ross belongs to one of Patrick's siblings, Jennifer, which further suggests that things are getting serious in terms of clearing out that hovel for sale.

Stay tuned. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Hard to believe, but it's now officially four years since a Saskatchewan judge told undischarged bankrupt and burger-munching financial fugitive Patrick Ross that he owed me a pile of money, and cranked up the accruing annual interest rate to a whopping five per cent. At this point, Patrick owes me somewhere in the vicinity of $125,000-$130,000, but I'm not really trying to be precise anymore; I just know that with every month that goes by, Patrick's debt to me gets kicked up by another several hundred dollars.

The only potential recent development is that my Lloydminster-based spies and confidential informants tell me (via drive-by photos) that something is happening at Casa Ross with the appearance that that collection of truck-driving hillbillies might finally be cleaning out that property in preparation for selling it, since I imagine all four of the Ross siblings really want to get their hands on their late father's bloated assets and, if that is the case, well, I have all the right people lined up and ready to go once that dump goes on the market.

In the meantime, I have heard nothing about Patrick's idiotic defamation lawsuit against me, and I have been advised that, if he chooses not to pursue it (which is his responsibility), I should not waste any time in worrying about it.

Until next month, or something.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, anti-vaxxer.

To no one's surprise, over on Twitter, Patrick is staunchly on the side of the UCP's deranged and idiotic policy to both limit the availability of COVID-19 vaccines, as well as price those vaccines out of reach of many Albertans.

This is what a cult and cult member look like.

 

 

P.S. Amusingly, I don't recall Patrick expressing any concern over the $80 million worth of "waste" when the UCP purchased a truckload of worthless Turkish Tylenol.

Like I said, that's what being in a cult looks like.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Starting to watch more closely.

First, we are fast closing in on the four-year anniversary of Patrick "Super Badass Quintuple Threat Dragon Fire Nexus Chick Magnet" Ross being told by a Saskatchewan judge how much he owes me and how fast that amount is increasing -- back-of-napkin calculations show about $130,000 by now, increasing by over $500 per month.

But the real news is the increasing evidence (as reported by my network of spies and confidential informants) that Casa Ross -- the Lloydminster property of the late and thoroughly unlamented Kenneth Ross -- is being cleaned up, most likely for going on the market so that that passel of morbidly obese and inbred hillbillies can finally cash in, so I'm staying on top of the situation and will almost certainly be informed of a "For Sale" sign within a day of it being planted in the front yard, at which time things will start to happen.

More than that, I will keep to myself, but I have all the right people lined up and ready to go when the time comes. Whether that family of miscreants wants to get a good lawyer is up to them.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The comings and the goings.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants swung by Casa Ross this weekend and took a pic showing no vehicles in attendance, establishing that something is happening there what with pickup trucks sometimes in the driveway and sometimes not.

 

I am taking this as a good sign that there is some effort being invested in prepping the property for market, at which time I will be prepared to leap into action with a filing or two.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Back in the Lloyd, I hear.

A moderately reliable source tells me that undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger gourmand Patrick "Dragon Fire Quintuple Threat Assholery Nexus" Ross is back at Casa Ross this weekend, ostensibly involved in cleaning up estate issues related to his late but little-lamented father, so I've asked one of my CIs to do a surreptitious drive-by and check things out. Reportedly, Patrick is now driving a blue Ford F-150, which has definitely shown up in previous photos of Casa Ross, so it will be interesting to see what sort of pics I get of any weekend activity.

CORRECTION: I was informed that Patrick is driving a blue F-150, not a red one. My error.

Chronicles of Twatrick: What's happening at Casa Ross?

My Lloydminster-based confidential informants (CIs) are keeping tabs on current goings-on at the residence of the late-but-not-lamented Ken Ross, watching for any activity that suggests that hovel is being prepped for the market, and it was several days ago that one of those CIs gifted me with this pic of what is apparently Patrick's brother Chris, perhaps cleaning out the place:

 

 

Given that it's a long weekend coming up, that would seem to be a convenient time for any more tidying up, so I'm asking all of my spies to watch extra carefully over the upcoming weekend for any more action that would suggest getting ready for market, particularly the presence of unfamiliar vehicles in the driveway. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary.

Been busy the last few days, so I have been remiss in not wishing undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross a happy interestversary, in that it is (I think) just one month short of four years since a Saskatchewan judge told Patrick how much he owes me, that amount creeping awfully close to $130,000 by now.

And on another note, one of my Lloyd-based CIs sends me a set of photos, establishing that something is happening at Casa Ross, what with Jabba the Hutt apparently helping clean out the garage:

 

 

No idea what this means but, again, it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have eyes everywhere.

P.S. All of the available evidence suggests that the individual above is, indeed, one of Patrick's siblings, Christopher, which lends even more support to the idea that that entire passel of hillbillies is prepping the house for market. As always, my Rapid Response Legal Team is ready, and all of my Lloyd-based CIs have been put on orange alert to watch for any "For Sale" sign.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, boy lawyer, strikes again.

Following up on the recent surveillance of Casa Ross by one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants, once upon a time, when someone else took a few pictures of that property, Patrick actually stated in a legal filing that such surveillance was illegal and that I should be charged for "hiring" someone to do that. Patrick went so far as to post to an online forum called "Your Lloydminster," making the same idiotic accusations, whereupon he was set right by a couple people who actually understand the law.

Here's Patrick being corrected, then snottily disagreeing with a more knowledgeable correspondent: 

 

 And here's Patrick ... well, you get the idea:

 

 

The point here is that while Patrick loves to suggest that amateur surveillance is breaking the law, he has already been corrected twice in public that there is nothing criminal about it, so if he tries to make this argument in yet another legal filing, it will very likely end very badly for him.

P.S. I know for a fact that, despite what Patrick says, the license plate had not been removed from the vehicle in question, it was simply posted in the back window of the cab. I know this as I have a photo of that vehicle and the license plate is clearly visible, so Patrick can't even get that right. Pretend to look surprised.

P.P.S. If you truly want to appreciate Patrick's dishonesty, here's something he posted online, suggesting that the person accused of taking pictures of Casa Ross was "planning burglaries, thefts, or other crimes in the area" when Patrick knows full well that none of that was true, but he wanted to foment fear in his neighbourhood in order to get others to help him trace this individual.

 This is the level of dishonesty we're dealing with.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things apparently happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants sends me this recent photo, showing a heretofore-unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway of Casa Ross. There are other indications of activity at that residence (reportedly new blinds and other stuff), so it seems that someone new has taken possession.

 

 

There is still a large storage trailer on the property so it's unlikely that the house was sold, and recall that the late Ken Ross supposedly had a collection of classic cars, so this suggests that perhaps it's one of the siblings that has moved in, and that is one of those vehicles from Big Daddy Ken's collection.

In any event, this is all just to remind Patrick that I have not forgotten about him, and I have spies everywhere who are keeping tabs on him.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Boy lawyer.

Someday, I may post the collection of Patrick Ross-related rulings that have been issued over the years, but for now, I will provide just this one paragraph from the ruling of J. McMurtry (QBG 430 of 2021), in the matter of my registering my 2010 defamation judgment against Patrick in Saskatchewan back in 2021 when Patrick -- representing himself -- attempted to formulate some legal arguments:

 

 

That would be Justice McMurtry, pretty much dismissing Patrick's gibberish as, well, total rubbish.

It's still one of my favourite paragraphs.

P.S. It's worth reminding everyone of this part of Patrick's meritless defamation lawsuit against me -- how much he thinks he is entitled to:

 

That's right ... Patrick wants the court to award him four million dollars.

Four.

Million.

Dollars.

Yeah, that's gonna happen. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Time to tighten the screws.

I've been pondering my next moves with respect to undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Respect mah greaseburger!" Ross, and while I'm going to keep my potential plans to myself for the moment, I will invite one and all to assist me in keeping much closer tabs on Patrick starting now.

As a start, I will want to know where he is working, and the current thinking is that he is contracting through a company called Avenge Energy in Clairmont, AB (just outside of Grande Prairie), so it would be useful to know whether that's still true.

Further, it would be just ducky to know where Patrick is living while working in Alberta, or whether he's just using hotels wherever he's assigned.

Most importantly, it would be monumentally helpful for me to know whether Patrick ever gets back to Lloydminster, particularly to his late parents' place, which he continues to claim is his address for proper and legal service, even though all of the evidence suggests he is rarely if ever there. So anyone in the vicinity of the Lloyd is totally invited to do drive-bys of Casa Ross and report back whatever they see there; particularly any evidence of the house going on the market, people moving in and out, that sort of thing. (I will not post the address here; if you need it because you want to help, email me.)

So there's your homework assignment -- keep me up-to-date on anything Twatrick-related, and I will be more forthcoming when the time is right. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still bad-faithing after all these years.

A recent commenter opined that there seems to be little difference between the once 20-something Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross, and the current 40-something Patrick Ross, and based on what an anonymous source pointed me at, I can assure you that Patrick's rhetorical dishonesty has not changed one iota in all the time I've had the misfortune to know him.

Paraphrasing slightly for simplicity, someone on social media suggested they would love to have met an alleged child abuser, for the sole purpose of teaching said child abuser a lesson. Patrick -- as is his pattern -- chose to deliberately misrepresent this as saying that that person insisted he would love to meet said child abuser (stripping the story of all of its critically important context).

This is how Patrick operates -- we call this "arguing in bad faith", where Patrick will take some event, then very carefully describe it in a misleading way that portrays it in an entirely inaccurate light. He's done this as long as I've known him, so it's unsurprising that he's still doing it. In fact, he's done this sort of thing in his legal filings, and that did not end well when my lawyer explained Patrick's deliberate misrepresentation to the Court.

In any event, it's clear Patrick has learned nothing from destroying his life via bankruptcy and a massive judgment against him. I can't say I'm surprised.

P.S. I once wrote about Patrick's obsession with bad faith arguing ... you can read that here. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (actual) 44th birthday.

Yes, I realize it's hard to wrap your head around the fact that petulant child and undischarged bankrupt Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross is actually 44 years old today but, there it is. I'm not sure it's worth recapping Patrick's history of being pounded by court rulings or his now 12 and a half years in bankruptcy or the $125,000 he owes me -- all of that has been done before.

So I will leave you with this bit of history wherein, way back in 2007, Patrick was clearly having a delightful time defaming me online, and challenged me to do something about it.

And we all know how that worked out, don't we?

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (slightly early) 44th birthday!

While it's not until this coming Tuesday, June 17, you might want to start planning whatever is appropriate in honour of the 44th birthday of undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Quintuple Threat Ladies Man" Ross who, according to his bankruptcy Creditors' Package, popped into existence on that date back in 1981, so it seems a good time to recap all of Patrick's accomplishments, now that he is decidedly middle-aged and looking at 50 coming up uncomfortably quickly for someone who has achieved basically nothing in all that time.

There is the seven years he spent at the University of Alberta without ever actually getting a degree (where he reportedly and ironically was working on a sociology degree but that didn't pan out for reasons we can only guess at).

The highlight of Patrick's life would of course be when he decided to defame me maliciously back around 2008-09, whereupon I sued him and Patrick -- as is his pattern -- made a series of mind-blowingly unwise decisions, which eventually resulted in his spending the last 13 years in personal bankruptcy with little indication he is ever going to get out, and also resulted in my filing to have the stay of proceedings against him lifted with respect to me, which means his entire original debt to me (legal judgment of $85,000 and growing) was restored, which is why we are where we are now, with Patrick owing me north of $125,000, still bankrupt, with no university degree and homeless (depending on the disposition of his late father's house, a process which seems to be dragging on).

This is an odd state of affairs for someone who constantly bragged about how he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, and yet finds himself careening towards 50 years of age with quite literally nothing to show for it, and having to be very careful where he lives and works given the number of people apparently looking for him and would dearly love to get him into a courtroom for some sort of reckoning.

In any event, I have my own plans for a belated birthday present for Patrick, but I will be keeping that to myself for the time being. All of you, however, are invited to send felicitations to "Outlaw Tory," and perhaps ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. After all, for Patrick, the big 5-0 is not that far off.

P.S. Lesson learned about 15 years too late:

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ignoring his idiotic defamation lawsuit.

Last week, I took advantage of a free half-hour consult with an Alberta lawyer regarding getting Patrick Ross' spectacularly meritless 2022 defamation lawsuit against me kicked to the curb; that is, having it dismissed for any number of reasons, one being his utter lack of progress in moving it along.

After hearing my summary of the history of that idiocy and of Patrick's total lack of effort in moving forward with it, said lawyer gave me some delightfully simple advice: "Ignore it."

His rationale was obvious -- unless there's some downside to having that lawsuit sitting there gathering dust, there's really no reason for me to waste any time or brain cells on it, so that's what I'm going to do, at least for the foreseeable future. I do have other plans for Patrick, but I'm going to take this legal advice and stop caring in the least about that silliness.

If Patrick ever decides to try to start it up again, he knows where he can serve me. And he knows that any further progress on this will eventually require him to show up in court. In person. Which is, the last time I looked, the last thing he wants to do given how many people will be waiting for him.

Chronicles of Twatrick: When stupid people tweet .

I suspect both the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and the court system are not going to be amused by undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross making light of personal bankruptcy and openly bragging about how it's not such a big deal:

 

 

Sometimes Patrick just doesn't think things through.

MAY 31 UPPITY DATE: It's convenient that a recent anonymous commenter confirmed Patrick's employment at Avenge Energy (operating out of Grande Prairie), since I was once assured that I am entirely entitled to serve Patrick at his place of employment even if he isn't physically there -- all that's necessary is for a verifiable adult at the front desk to admit that Patrick works there, and we already have verification of that to allow the process server to serve documents in that way ... which is exactly what will be happening in the not-too-distant future.

As I once said, since Patrick has refused to move his idiotic 2022 defamation lawsuit against me along in the courts, I will be filing to have the court dismiss his lawsuit as abandoned -- exactly what I once did with his pointless appeal of his 2014 bankruptcy ruling, which Patrick filed and then ignored for over three years, causing a judge to toss it out based on "inordinate and inexcusable delay."

The best part of my eventual filing to toss Patrick's lawsuit is that if he wishes to fight my filing, he will absolutely need to appear in person at the Grande Prairie courthouse. The last time Patrick appeared by Zoom, he was torn a new one by the judge who made it clear that since Patrick filed an action locally in Grande Prairie, he was expected to be there in person, and I will be reminding the court of that. And when that happens, I will see to it that all interested parties know when and where Patrick can be served with any further filings.

In any event, Patrick might want to warn the good folks at Avenge Energy to make themselves available to any process servers that show up.

P.S. If you're looking to serve Patrick, you can do it as I describe above. You're welcome.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, deadbeat, where art thou?

As I am in the process of, well, initiating some stuff related to undischarged bankrupt and perennial deadbeat Patrick Ross, it would be useful to know where he is working these days. It's almost certainly in Alberta somewhere and, last I was informed, he was at a place called Avenge Energy, so if anyone has run across where Patrick is collecting his paycheque these days, it would be just ducky if you dropped me a note.

Beyond that, I'm not going to give away what I'm up to, but when it happens, I promise I will fill you in.

Chronicles of Twatrick: I am not a lawyer, but ...

Well, here's a potentially interesting development regarding my $130,000 collection enforcement against financial fugitive and flight risk Patrick "Dragon Fire Nexus Quintuple Threat" Ross, and if there are any actual legal beagles in the audience, feel free to weigh in.

I have a copy of the registry title for the Lloydminster property that is Casa Ross (the residence of the late Ken Ross), and I'm open to people who understand this stuff interpreting what it means. I will paraphrase as I don't want to jeopardize any possible legal proceedings I might want to start, but the description of the property lists each of the four Ross siblings (Patrick included) as "a personal representative for the estate of Kenneth Edward Ross," and concludes that section, describing the collection of them as "the registered owners, as joint tenants of Surface Parcel [redacted]."

So what does this mean? Well, it first seems to mean that the part of the will related to that property has not been executed so it's still not clear what's happening to it.

The more interesting part (and I am only speculating here and open to proper legal guidance) is that all four siblings are listed as "registered owners, as joint tenants," which conceivably means that all four of those squalling brats were given a share of the property, whose disposition is yet to be settled. But as the title clearly lists all four as "registered owners," that suggests to me that Patrick officially owns a share of that property, and I have already asked actual lawyers to look into whether, based on Patrick's debt to me, I can walk in and file a claim against at least his share.

Stay tuned, and I will check if I can post the entire title verbatim so that others can examine it more thoroughly, but the fact that Patrick is listed as one of the registered owners seems promising.

ADDENDUM: Responding to first anonymous commenter as to how this would work, again, I am not a lawyer so I don't have an answer to that, but let me speculate wildly.

First, it is extremely encouraging to see that the title lists all four siblings as "registered owners"; this suggests that, regardless of the eventual disposition of that property, all four would seem to need to share in the proceeds of any such disposition. So what are the possibilities?

If the siblings agree that the house should go to just one of the kids, that would normally mean that person would buy out everyone else's share.  Well, if part of that buyout represents a share going to Patrick, it only makes sense that I should be able to file to claim that part of the buyout.

On the other hand, if the plan is to sell the property outright and split the proceeds, then, again, there would be a share going to Patrick that I should be able to seize. The fact that Patrick is listed on the title as a "registered owner" suggests pretty strongly that there is something there I can file to take, given his massive debt to me.

I am handing this off to the lawyers, and letting them advise me accordingly, but this looks like it has potential in the sense of my being able to tie up the disposition of the house until I get my share based on what Patrick owes me.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The surveillance continues.

Just in case undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross doesn't believe that I have confidential informants keeping track of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, here is a very recent photo of the place:

 

 

The lesson here is that, if anything changes regarding the status of that place, I will know about it almost instantly. I just wanted Patrick to know that, in case he's planning on playing any more stupid games.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Digging further into Casa Ross.

For what it's worth, I now have someone in Saskatchewan digging into the title for "Casa Ross," the residential Lloydminster property that was once occupied by Patrick Ross' late father, Ken Ross, but whose status is now uncertain as it's been some two years since father Ken passed away, which would normally mean that the will would have been executed and the property either passed on or put on the market.

My Lloyd-based confidential informants have not reported any noticeable change in the status of that property, so I have arranged for someone with the proper authorization to look into what is going on there, and to advise me whether I have any legal recourse to perhaps file something against it if Patrick is listed as one of the beneficiaries, or however that might work.

In any event, I am confident that I will eventually learn what is going on there, and what legal avenues are open to me.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Another month, another several hundred dollars.

Nothing really new to report regarding the ongoing and tedious saga of Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt, incel and financial fugitive Patrick "Stud Muffin" Ross, as he continues to avoid accountability by staying as far away from his home base of Lloydminster as possible, knowing that his debt to me is approaching something like $130,000, and growing by several hundred dollars a month given a judge's ruling from a few years back that told him how much he owed and cranked up the accruing interest rate to a whopping five per cent per annum:

 

 

I don't spend a whole lot of time obsessing over Patrick; it's not worth the trouble continuing to chase him given how hard he works at being unfindable, but I occasionally ponder how Patrick thinks this is going to play out in the long run, as the years go by and he approaches 50 years of age, where some folks start considering retirement while Patrick (if nothing changes) will still be technically homeless, bankrupt and unable to do the things normal human beings take for granted, like being able to buy a house or rent an apartment or purchase a car on credit.

It's not clear what Patrick sees as the end game here, as I have a confidential informant who resides in the Lloyd and graciously keeps me updated on any new developments at Casa Ross (the residence of Patrick's late father, Ken), watching for things like new tenants, perhaps Patrick moving back in, or a "For Sale" sign going up, given that if that property goes on the market, I will be right there filing whatever it takes to tie up the sale depending on whether Patrick would be getting a share of the proceeds.

In any event, I've regaled you all with stories of how, so many times over the years, Patrick had numerous chances to extricate himself from all of this and get his life back, and all at reasonable cost, and how he chose to arrogantly piss away all those chances because he was convinced he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, which is how he finds himself where he is now -- bankrupt, homeless and on the run, where the cultural highlights of his life is taking a picture of his latest hamburger in an airport restaurant.

As always, if anyone out there has information on what Patrick is up to these days, drop me a note and I'll see if my lawyer can make use of it. I am also interested in the rumours that others are also suing Patrick for one reason or another, so you can let me know that as well.

Until next time.

P.S. To no one's surprise, Patrick has done nothing with his meritless and ridiculous defamation lawsuit against me, even though rumour has it he is still bragging publicly about how he is "winning" it. Patrick is well aware of where I can be personally served and, as he is the plaintiff, it is his responsibility to push that action along. When I finally take the time to have it dismissed as abandoned, I can assure you the Court is going to want to know why Patrick so obnoxiously gloated about that lawsuit while doing nothing to proceed with it.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still all quiet on the Twatsy front.

In the midst of thigh-sucking deadlines at work, I totally forgot about my monthly lack-of-progress report related to undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger authority Patrick "Hellllloooo, ladies!" Ross, from whom I have heard nothing regarding his moldering, dormant, idiotic defamation action against me so ... nothing new there.

On the other hand it appears that Patrick is now hanging out in airports because they have burgers he has never tried:

I'm not sure what to think about someone who is fast approaching 44 years of age and thinks the culinary highlight of his week is a picture of his cheeseburger at an airport Chili's but ... there you go.