Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (actual) 44th birthday.

Yes, I realize it's hard to wrap your head around the fact that petulant child and undischarged bankrupt Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross is actually 44 years old today but, there it is. I'm not sure it's worth recapping Patrick's history of being pounded by court rulings or his now 12 and a half years in bankruptcy or the $125,000 he owes me -- all of that has been done before.

So I will leave you with this bit of history wherein, way back in 2007, Patrick was clearly having a delightful time defaming me online, and challenged me to do something about it.

And we all know how that worked out, don't we?

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (slightly early) 44th birthday!

While it's not until this coming Tuesday, June 17, you might want to start planning whatever is appropriate in honour of the 44th birthday of undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Quintuple Threat Ladies Man" Ross who, according to his bankruptcy Creditors' Package, popped into existence on that date back in 1981, so it seems a good time to recap all of Patrick's accomplishments, now that he is decidedly middle-aged and looking at 50 coming up uncomfortably quickly for someone who has achieved basically nothing in all that time.

There is the seven years he spent at the University of Alberta without ever actually getting a degree (where he reportedly and ironically was working on a sociology degree but that didn't pan out for reasons we can only guess at).

The highlight of Patrick's life would of course be when he decided to defame me maliciously back around 2008-09, whereupon I sued him and Patrick -- as is his pattern -- made a series of mind-blowingly unwise decisions, which eventually resulted in his spending the last 13 years in personal bankruptcy with little indication he is ever going to get out, and also resulted in my filing to have the stay of proceedings against him lifted with respect to me, which means his entire original debt to me (legal judgment of $85,000 and growing) was restored, which is why we are where we are now, with Patrick owing me north of $125,000, still bankrupt, with no university degree and homeless (depending on the disposition of his late father's house, a process which seems to be dragging on).

This is an odd state of affairs for someone who constantly bragged about how he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, and yet finds himself careening towards 50 years of age with quite literally nothing to show for it, and having to be very careful where he lives and works given the number of people apparently looking for him and would dearly love to get him into a courtroom for some sort of reckoning.

In any event, I have my own plans for a belated birthday present for Patrick, but I will be keeping that to myself for the time being. All of you, however, are invited to send felicitations to "Outlaw Tory," and perhaps ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. After all, for Patrick, the big 5-0 is not that far off.

P.S. Lesson learned about 15 years too late:

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ignoring his idiotic defamation lawsuit.

Last week, I took advantage of a free half-hour consult with an Alberta lawyer regarding getting Patrick Ross' spectacularly meritless 2022 defamation lawsuit against me kicked to the curb; that is, having it dismissed for any number of reasons, one being his utter lack of progress in moving it along.

After hearing my summary of the history of that idiocy and of Patrick's total lack of effort in moving forward with it, said lawyer gave me some delightfully simple advice: "Ignore it."

His rationale was obvious -- unless there's some downside to having that lawsuit sitting there gathering dust, there's really no reason for me to waste any time or brain cells on it, so that's what I'm going to do, at least for the foreseeable future. I do have other plans for Patrick, but I'm going to take this legal advice and stop caring in the least about that silliness.

If Patrick ever decides to try to start it up again, he knows where he can serve me. And he knows that any further progress on this will eventually require him to show up in court. In person. Which is, the last time I looked, the last thing he wants to do given how many people will be waiting for him.