Chronicles of Twatrick: Maybe I'll gloat just a little.

Poor Patrick: While his anemic Twitter account putters along with maybe a few dozen views per tweet, I had a pretty good day yesterday:

OK, gloating over.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Hmmmmmmm ...

Pursuant to my recent query as to where Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and soft-core porn author Patrick "Yo, ladies, I'm available" Ross might be hanging his jockstrap these days, an anonymous tipster proffers the following:

I've heard a process server tracked him down in GP which promptly made him relocate to Lloydminster where he's couch surfing at his brother's place.

Same little birdy informed me he's no longer working at Fluid Pro for the same reason. He was renting a room with two other people from his work in GP and he's bailed on them to avoid service.

He's well aware people are searching for and trying to serve him. Ole triple chin is only certifying everything everyone already knows about him. He's a piece of shit that avoids accountability by living off the grid and never having a bill in his name ever again. Btw, it's hard to come by 8000 calorie meals when you're eventually forced to live in the woods with zero survival skills.

Again, this is an anonymous tip so take it for what it's worth. I knew Patrick has a brother, but I thought he lived elsewhere, not in The Lloyd. Also, if that part is true, it means he's not currently crashing at Casa Ross, which would suggest it really is on the market, or that perhaps one of Patrick's sisters has moved in. Either way, if all of this is accurate, it does mean (as I speculated) that Patrick has no permanent residence at the moment, which is going to make it a bit difficult for him to proceed with any sort of legal action against anyone if he can't provide a proper address for legal service.

Also, it's worth noting that, if Patrick really is back in the Lloyd, he might be working there and, if that's the case, my collection order against him is enforceable throughout Saskatchewan, so if anyone happens to learn that Patrick has any kind of employment with a Saskatchewan employer, by all means, drop me a note and I will assuredly pass it on to he the Saskatchewan constabulary who will gleefully drop a garnishment order on said employer.

Patrick really should have paid me the paltry $10,000 when he had the opportunity. Sadly, that day is long gone.

P.S. I should point out that if party or parties are actively trying to serve Patrick with legal documents, that doesn't include me as I refuse to waste any time or money trying to serve Patrick without having a proper and verified address for service. That would mean someone else is sufficiently pissed with Patrick to want to see him in court. He's really making himself popular these days, isn't he?

Chronicles of Twatrick: Living well, I see.

For a trusteeless, undischarged and massively indebted bankrupt ($120K+ owed to me and climbing) currently on the run from an indeterminate number of pursuers, process servers, government agencies and sheriffs, Lloydminster's Patrick "Smash That Thing In My Really Stupid Face" Ross seems to be living quite well, blowing through whatever inheritance he thinks he's going to hang onto after the courts (and me) eventually catch up with him.

In any event, my confidential informants are doing a bang-up job keeping me current on Patrick's ongoing cultural travels and culinary abominations. As it were.

P.S. Remember, ladies ... he's single. One line. No pushing.

P.P.S. It just occurred to me that, despite Patrick's constant photos of concerts, rodeos, fights and greaseburgers, he has not to my knowledge posted a single pic recently that suggests he has an actual home; there is no visual evidence of Patrick ever preparing a home-cooked meal, for example.

Perhaps that's just Patrick being cautious about not giving away where he lives. Or it could be that he actually has no real home and spends all of his time on the road, either working or stuffing his face with 8,000 calories a day at whatever diner he runs across.

It would be sad if he didn't so thoroughly deserve it.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Where is he living these days?

One of my confidential informants refers me to this recent tweet of Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat Bad Ass D00d" Ross, which makes it sound like he is an official resident of Saskatchewan, even though it is decidedly unclear where he actually lives:

As always, anyone with current information on the whereabouts of Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and village idiot is invited to drop me a note as the Saskatchewan sheriffs are still interested in what he's up to these days and where he might be found.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Let the surveillance resume!

Once again, I am in the market for someone in the Lloydminster, SK vicinity who wants to make some coin doing simple surveillance for me of Casa Ross. I'm after someone who can do a drive-by at least a couple of times a week and report on whatever they see. If it seems useful, taking pictures of any sudden spurt of activity would be appreciated, and that is a perfectly legal thing to do as long as you remain on public property when you do it.

I'm not asking for anyone to go onto the property; I will not condone any lawbreaking, I'm just after regular reports on what is happening there. As always, I will not disclose the address, but it's in the S9V 1E1 postal code area if that helps you decide if it's something you can do without going to too much effort.

If you think you can do this for me, drop me a note at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca and we can chat about what you're available for, and an appropriate compensation.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Yes, it is now a full 38 months since a Saskatchewan judge told trustee-less, undischarged bankrupt, financial fugitive and 40-something Patrick "High School Chicks Dig Me" Ross how much he owed me and cranked up the annual interest rate on that amount to a whopping 5 per cent, to the point where Patrick is now indebted to me for over $120,000 (an amount increasing by several hundred dollars every single month), suggesting he is never, ever, ever, ever, ever getting out of debt or bankruptcy -- an embarrassing situation for someone who openly brags about being the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz.

This is also around the time that a previous anonymous tipster suggested that the residence of the late Ken Ross was going on the market in Lloydminster so, once again, I invite my loyal and long-suffering readers who are in that area to take a spin by Casa Ross and see if there is a "FOR SALE" sign out front, or signs of any other finalization activities I should know about. (As always, I will not post the address; regular readers will know what it is and if you don't but want to help, email me at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca and I'll provide it.)

In other Patrick-related news, it is also now 26 months since Patrick filed his meritless defamation lawsuit against me -- an action that he has failed to pursue for quite some time, not only because it is utterly worthless, but because in order to push it along, Patrick would have to provide an actual, physical address for legal service, and we all know he's not going to do that, so his action just lies moldering until I finally decide to invest the effort in having it tossed. (Another reason Patrick is not going to move on this lawsuit is that he knows that that would involve him having to return to court, where he is aware that massive unpleasantness awaits him in the sense of various parties that would dearly love to get ahold of his pasty, bankrupt ass for legal reasons.) But there is one more upcoming development.

While I have been diligent in not going after Patrick from my CC Twitter account, that is almost certainly going to change later this fall, and this should cause Patrick some concern given that I have a fairly sizable readership of just under 14,000 followers, and if I decide to unleash all of them on finding Patrick, it's safe to say he's toast. I haven't done that yet, but the time is coming.

In any event, I am working like a rented mule these days at a job I absolutely love; I am eating well, drinking very good gin, and preparing for a U.S. Thanksgiving long weekend at my favourite annual cabin getaway, where we will keep the cast-iron wood-burning stove going and spend the entire weekend chilling and reading, all while Patrick is wondering how to stay one step ahead of The Man.

Until next month, then.

P.S. Um ...

... given that Patrick has no idea what took place during discovery, he might want to be a bit more circumspect about making such claims. Also, publicly claiming that I lied under oath is yet more defamation, but Patrick has never been one to exhibit anything resembling good judgment.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Just rubbing it in.

It's not like I need to rub it in, but it must be maddening for crushingly-indebted undischarged bankrupt Patrick "High School Cheerleader Stud Muffin Super Mullet Total Package" Ross that I can get 350,000 views for a single tweet, and he's lucky to break double digits on any of his social media expectorations:

In any event, time for another "Interestversary" post, I guess. Stay tuned.