Thursday, July 19, 2018

You keep using that word "unapologetic" ...

For someone who insists that he's "unapologetic" ...


... Derek Fildebrandt sure seems to spend a lot of time, you know, apologizing:


Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Yeah, that must suck.

Gosh, being tossed for your political beliefs ... I have no idea how that must feel. Oh, wait ...


Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Well, that flirtation with lucidity didn't last long.

Wherein former PCPO candidate and ex-Rebeler Andrew Lawton realizes he doesn't need to hide the batshit fucking crazy any more:


 

Monday, July 09, 2018

Thursday, July 05, 2018

Dear Michelle: Fuck off.

Wherein perpetually whiny, culture-of-victimhood martyr Michelle Rempel tells a Liberal cabinet minister to "grow a pair," then hilariously suggests that it's the other party's fault for misinterpreting what she meant:


Similarly, when I tell Michelle to "fuck off," I hope she doesn't misconstrue either of the salient words "fuck" or "off." That would be unfortunate.

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

The "batshit information fringe."

Just gonna leave this right here. I'm sure you'll understand why.

AFTERSNARK: Oh, my.

DOUBLE PLUS GOOD AFTERSNARK: I have no idea who I'm supposed to be cheering for here:


Monday, July 02, 2018

It's almost like he never left.

Having been handed his doughy, pock-marked, despicably racist ass by the electorate in London West, ex-Rebeler Andrew Lawton realizes that despicable racism is really his only marketable skill.


The presence of despicable racist Candice Malcolm is simply a bonus.

AFTERSNARK: I remember the crack, secret, elite, secret and crack investigative reporter Andrew Lawton as if it was just yesterday:


Yeah, those were good times, with Andrew "Inspector Gadget" Lawton playing an actual journalist on the Intertoobz.