Blogging Tory and Canada's dumbest and most illiterate doctor Jabba the Roy tries for wit:
The chicken littles are making a lopt [sic] of money from their sky is falling mantra. Everyone from Al Gore to Nike and Sony see environmentostalinism as a way to make cash.
"Environmentostalinism." Not to be confused with "Dumbasswankerism" or "StupidfuckingBloggingToryism."
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