Thursday, June 11, 2009

"Honestly, officer, no one saw it coming!"

"Really, officer, we're not sure what happened. We'd just started our meeting of the local branch of the Secular Humanists of Canada, and this ugly troll of a lady burst in, foaming at the mouth, screaming about 'fucking socialists destroying her country' and opened fire with, I swear, a pink shotgun! I've never seen anything like it."

Contacted for a comment, close personal acquaintance and fellow Canadian blogger Kate McMillan said, "Kathy who? And don't call back -- I have a gun and I know where you live", then promptly hung up.


Ti-Guy said...

Per Shaidle:

I first wondered about this when confronted with the life of William F. Buckley. How can you really believe that liberals are destroying Western civilization one minute -- and then be partying with them in Switzerland the next?

She is truly stupid and naive.

Sparky said...

I haven't spoken to my best friend or my half-sister for years, becaue they are unreconstructed socialists. They are not bad people. They are not even stupid. In fact, they are both quite intelligent, witty and otherwise fun to be around.
But their beliefs are destroying society. I no longer respect them, especially since 9/11.

Their beliefs are destryong society???

Yeah, I see lots of those unreconstructed socialists walking into holocaust museums or abortion clinics with semi autos...

Cameron Campbell said...


Just wow.

Ti-Guy said...

Mr. Free Speech Jay Currie (he of the Rachel Corrie pancake jokes) won't even allow me to comment on his blog to allow me to express my amusement over the midget meltdown.


deBeauxOs said...

Yep, the beliefs of unreconstructed socialists are destroying society according to Pat Robertson.

Remember this? "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

Yet those beliefs do not include a pre-emptive public execution of those who don't share our beliefs, even when they declare themselves to be our enemies.

jj said...

"But their beliefs are destroying society. I no longer respect them, especially since 9/11."

Who was it that flew those planes into the buildings again?

Oh yeah... religious fanatics.

liberal supporter said...

I thought they were all "going Galt" since the US election. Why are they still around?

thwap said...

I have to say it's amusing to watch that angry mediocrity have such a meltdown.

I just wish she could enjoy even more total obscurity.