Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Oh, my God! They killed monogamy!


Jeff makes one of the easiest predictions ever:

it won't be long before the usual suspects start moaning about the advancement of what they call the "homosexual agenda". Boy can have two mothers and a father, Ontario appeal court rules:

You mean like here and here and here and here and here?

I'm sure this will be almost as puzzling as having more than one wife, like when you have a Christian marriage and it's kind of meant to be a permanent thing:

Genesis 2:24 For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.

and there's that whole "till death do us part" section, but things don't work out so you get a divorce and get remarried and, weirdly enough, there's another becoming one flesh and "till death do us part," so now you've got two wives, which you'd think would be a bit confusing, but not at all, actually, since that doesn't count.

Because that's different.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the doublespeak of the Reich Wing.

I've taken apart the obvious BS of their arguments on my blog:

Here ... oh yes, I also have linkage to the full text of the decision for anyone interested in reading it.

Anonymous said...

"but things don't work out so you get a divorce and get remarried"

funny... i must be missing something, i'm still on wife number one. how's that divorce and remarry thing working out anyway?

Anonymous said...

NeoCon - I'm happy for you that your marriage has worked out well. Not everybody's does.

Scott from Winnipeg said...

Have you checked the divorce rate in Canada Neo? You're blessed.

For some fun, check the split rate of straight couples against that of same-sex.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeh! I got six wives and I can tell you it's great; all that flesh.

Regards, Prag

Anonymous said...

I knew it! I knew that as soon as Harper started sending $100 minus tax to every child under 6 in Canada that his minions would be foraging far and wide to make sure that the money went to worthy families.
Har har har!
Now, something that the border towns of BC and Alberta have taken for granted and taken for a ride monetarily wise is suddenly something bad. What? All those women getting cheques for every child under six with a father??? But which father, and how many fathers? Oh those lose women, don't tell me they have children of different fathers that now Canada sends $100 per month to?
Yes Virginia, Finlay is sending $100 per month per child to every woman in Canada with children under six.
So here we have the Cons (no child left behind) trying to claw back some bucks from those fallen women and children. Who'd have thought it?