What is it with conservative women and makeup? Did their parents never caution them against looking like cheap hookers? I mean, really, there's the classic Tammy Faye model:
Then there's the Katherine Harris, election-stealing model 2000:
And, finally, could you keep a straight face arguing a case before a Supreme Court with this as a sitting member?
OK, now I'm throughly creeped out. That was so not the post for this early in the morning.