So let's run through the checklist for Commander Chimpy's recent Supreme Court nominee:
- White? Check.
- Male? Check.
- Thoroughly conservative? Check.
- Opposed to Roe v. Wade? Check.
- Supports prayer in public school? Check.
- Surprisingly short judicial career so as to minimize potential for embarrassing background checks? Check.
- Relatively young (50) so he has the potential to fuck up the Americal legal system for decades to come? Check, check and double check.
For more detail and less snark, you can start with The Green Knigget.