Atkins: the low-carb, high-stupidity diet
(Apologies to the Daily Show's Lewis Black for ripping off the title.)
A head-shaking article about how a couple on the Atkins diet got tossed from a buffet when the hubby went back for his twelfth (yes, you read that correctly -- twelfth) slice of roast beef.
Apparently, the idea behind the Atkins diet is that you forego the breadsticks, and replace them with four pounds of meat. Seems fair.