Monday, January 18, 2021

JUXTAPOSE!

Alberta: "It's critically important that we secede from Canada so no one can tell us how to run our affairs."

Also Alberta: "It's critically important that, with respect to Keystone XL, we insist on telling the Americans how to run their affairs."

JUXTAPOSE!

Canadian Trumpists -- who for four years gleefully lectured us on how elections have consequences -- stunned to discover that elections have consequences.

Sunday, January 17, 2021

The sleaze ... it burns.

One of these two is a pandering, unethical, unprincipled, hypocritical whore ... the other is Maria Bartiromo.

This is the level of intellectual disease we're dealing with.

Crass, naked opportunist and 2024 GOP Presidential hopeful Nikki Haley goes after the Biden agenda:




Yes, by all means, let's all be horrified by the idea of an administration that tries to implement sane policies for affordable health care, deal with the crisis of climate change and attack the problem of a crumbling national infrastructure.

Those bastards!

Apparently, they're all just snowflakes.

Hilariously, Jacob Anthony ("QAnon Shaman") Chansley, far from being the blustering, ass-kicking blowhard one sees on social media:

 

 

is a pathetic 30-something snowflake who still lives at home and insists he should not be held accountable for anything he did.

Man, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that story before? Oh, right ...

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Erin O'Toole is not Canada's Donald Trump ...

... he's more like Canada's Kellyanne Conway. Or possibly Kayleigh McEnany.

MAGA: "Make Anarchists Get Attorneys"

That is all.

P.S. I just made that up, and I can prove it.


JUXTAPOSE!

Conservatives: "Who cares if inmates are treated harshly and are forced to endure inhumane conditions for the most insignificant of offenses? If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

Also conservatives: "I absolutely don't belong in prison!"

 



Still funny as hell.

 


JUXTAPOSE!

Die-hard members of the party of "personal responsibility" and "accountability" insist they should not be held personally responsible or accountable for their actions.

Rebel News: Your number-one source of information about Rebel News.

Completely overlooked in the current elementary school playground slapfight between Erin O'Toole and Ezra Levant:



is the underlying pattern one sees when dealing with Ezra and Rebel News -- the inevitability that every story coming out of Rebel News is about ... Rebel News. It never fails. Ever.

Only Ezra could take an innocuous story about "interviewing" Erin O'Toole (which, by the way, he did not), and morph it into a massive clusterfuck of publicity wherein it's now all about Rebel News, to the point where Ezra is running his 3,649th petition solely for the purpose of data mining more rubes and yokels for his mailing list:

It has always been thus -- the fundamental purpose of Ezra Levant and Rebel News is not to publish news; rather, it is to talk endlessly and tediously about (you guessed it) Ezra Levant and Rebel News.

  • Witness: Rebel News "Alberta Bureau Chief" Sheila Gunn Reid covers a rally; for the next several months, the only story is about how someone told her to fuck off, and the subsequent court case. A petition follows.
  • Witness: In-house brownshirt Keean Bexte tries to cover a Justin Trudeau presser; for the next several months, the only story is about how he was denied entry. A petition follows.
  • Witness: David Menzies tries to interview Peter MacKay; for the next several months, the only story is how he was ungraciously shown the door, and arrested when he made an total ass of himself. A petition follows.

It never changes. Ever. Rebel News has nothing to do with publishing news, and everything to do with relentless, shameless self-promotion, monetizing and grift, 24/7/365. As if you needed me to explain that.

Friday, January 15, 2021

This is how stupid Ben Shapiro is.

Behold.

P.S. This is a deliciously accurate description of the valuelessness and mendacity of Ben Shapiro.

The stupid ... it burns.

Dude ... Erin O'Toole is one of the Trumpists in his party. Jesus ...

P.S. I look forward to Canada's whingers screaming hysterically about how Andrew MacDougall wants to throw people out windows to their deaths.

Holy crap, this could get interesting.

Apparently, the defense du jour is, "I was invited in by the President."

 
I can't imagine the weirdness of issuing a pardon with the rationale of, "I'm pardoning that guy for doing what I told him to."

JUXTAPOSE!

Fox News: "Don't smear Trump supporters simply for the genocidal rage of tens of thousands of Trumpists who, among other things, murdered a police officer!"



Also Fox News: "Clearly, the entire Left is completely and utterly evil based on this one guy."


JUXTAPOSE!

Republicans: "It's critically important that we continue to press for life in prison for Hillary Clinton for running a private e-mail server four years ago!"

Also Republicans: "Geez, this Trump U.S. Capitol thing is so last week, just let it go already."

Rebel News misrepresents "left-wing activist" John Sullivan in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Apparently, recently-arrested U.S. Capitol rioter John Sullivan is being described as a left-wing, BLM- and Antifa-associated activist; perhaps one should first read this piece by Max Blumenthal before taking any of that nonsense seriously.

So now we wait to see how little time it takes for the dishonest hacks at Rebel News to start spreading this idiocy.

Let's watch.

P.S. Note well that, as far back as November, people knew what Sullivan was all about, so let's not get suckered by sudden historical revisionism.

That's fair. Cruel, but fair.

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Just gonna leave this here.

 






JUXTAPOSE!

Canadian conservatives who once gleefully celebrated my being suspended from Twitter are currently howling, wailing and gnashing their teeth over the savage unfairness of cancelling someone's Twitter account.

I just thought you needed a reminder of that.

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Dear whiny-ass MAGA Trumpist snowflakes ...

Fuck your feelings.


"The Epoch Times" comes to Ottawa.

How delightful that, in my mailbox this morning, I found a sample issue of the wretched, worthless, racist piece of utter garbage that is "The Epoch Times."

The word "defenestration" leaps to mind, and not the modern definition.

BREAKING!

Fresh off making a total ass of himself on social media, Andrew Scheer complains about Twitter account "RANDY HOOK" insisting he be stripped naked, driven through the streets and nailed to a large piece of wood; vows to report obvious threat to RCMP:

JUXTAPOSE!

Conservatives, who ruthlessly block followers on social media so those followers can no longer read their messages, suddenly furious about being banned from social media because it prevents them from getting their message out.

Don't make me stop this car and have to explain that to you.

It's hilarious when Rebel News accidentally admits they're total propagandists.

Not sure who's responsible for this delightful admission of utter hackery, but here's someone at Rebel News openly admitting that they're pathetic, pandering, sycophantic, ass-kissing suck-ups to the Conservative Party of Canada:


This would be the same Rebel News that loves to brag about how they ask the tough questions no one else will ask, they they play no favourites, that they hold everyone to the same standard, now admitting they prefer to lovingly fellate Erin O'Toole and the CPC with a "friendly interview."

I'm sure you're shocked.

JUXTAPOSE!

Canadian conservatives: "Sure, Donald Trump explicitly and deliberately incited a riot that left five people, including a policeman, dead, but that was, like, days ago so it's time to move on and heal and unity and all that."

Also Canadian conservatives: "We will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever stop bringing up Justin Trudeau wearing blackface 25 years ago in a high school play!"

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Andrew Scheer is a fucking imbecile.

That is all.

AFTERSNARK:

Me: "I can't wait for the Liberals to crucify Andrew Scheer in the next election."

Andrew: "ZOMG, CC wants people to nail me to a large piece of wood!"

 

Jesus fuck, what a moron.

JUXTAPOSE!

"How DARE so many entitled, self-absorbed, latte-sipping members of the UCP engage in non-essential travel to the U.S. during a pandemic?", screamed Ezra Levant, at exactly the same time he was sending a Canadian journalist on non-essential travel to the U.S.

AFTERSNARK: When I describe in-house white supremacist turd Keean Bexte's D.C. "journalism" as "non-essential," it's because it's worthless shit like this:


 I think you see my point.

JUXTAPOSE!

 Well, this is awkward ...

Yeah, about that ...

APPARENTLY, there's more here than meets the eye. According to the Globe article, the e-mail interview was not with O'Toole himself; rather, the e-mailed questions were answered by a press secretary:

This raises the obvious question: Was Ezra not aware he was not actually talking to O'Toole? And if he knew that, did this really represent an "exclusive interview" if O'Toole wasn't part of the process? I'm going out on a limb here, and speculating that O'Toole was more than a little pissed as being described as giving an "exclusive interview" to Rebel News, given that he seems to have known nothing about it.

RUH ROH: Apparently, Ezra has been caught misrepresenting that interview "with Erin O'Toole," as he has subsequently admitted that he knew it was O'Toole's press secretary providing the answers:

In short, Ezra claimed an exclusive interview "with Erin O'Toole" when he knew full well that he was getting answers from only a press secretary. That seems ... tacky.