Wednesday, January 24, 2018

One from Column A, one from Column B.

Twit           Waffle
Twat           Muffin
Douche         Bagel
Fuck           Croissant
Dick           Brioche
Turd           Breadstick
Ass            Hot-Cross Bun
Limited only by your imagination.


chris said...

Douchebagel has a certain ring to it. Stolen.

Augray said...

I'm a sucker for alliteration, which made twatwaffle rather memorable. So I'm going to have to go with Fuck-Muffin, which, depending on the circumstances, could be interpreted as a term of endearment.

Dick-Breadstick has a certain lilt, too much of one to be taken seriously, but Twat-Croissant, said with a French pronunciation, has a certain je ne sais quoi.