Saturday, May 08, 2010

"Yo, Ottawa! Are you ready to fucking rock!?!?"




Join rock-and-roll rebels Nickelback at their next concert where they exhort their audience to work hard, stay in school and have their pets spayed and neutered. And they don't want to lecture, but they've been told that some people out there are smoking marijuana and they don't approve of that sort of thing.

UPPITY DATE: "Chartattack" juxtaposes:

According to the Ottawa Citizen, our dear leader and his son were in attendance for some good, pro-family entertainment — y'know, songs about blowjobs and strippers — wholesome children-friendly stuff.

And cocaine. You forgot cocaine.

14 comments:

deBeauxOs said...

eh. You are so evul.


WV: hyphype

Cherniak_WTF said...

Chad Kroeger, frontman for Nickelback was once arrested for drunk driving just like Jaffer - no wonder Harper is a fan....

And, like Jaffer this asshole fought the charges in court - so I guess it's "law and order" for us but not them...

Brian Busby said...

Nickelback don't approve of people smoking marijuana? Well, I guess now that Chad Kroeger doesn't have to support himself by selling drugs:

"I knew a lot of people who had weed, and a lot of people on the oil rigs needed weed. I could get it. That seemed like a no-brainer."

Craig meet Rahim.

Brian Busby said...

Um, I mean "Chad meet Rahim".

The only chads I know of are hanging.

Apologies.

Moon Rattled said...

Nickelback: Canada's Creed.

CK said...

Oh that pic had to have been photoshopped! I mean, wouldn't the audience have walked out in droves if they were stuck looking at a Steve hologram?

Nickelback may love Brother Steve, but I'm not sure their whole audience does.

Moon Rattled said...

Btw, is anyone else laughing/fuming at Harper's latest bullshit?

“I don’t think we should forget that the primary crisis here, the fundamental crisis, is not in the financial sector. It is in the finances of certain governments,” said Harper.

Yeah, even though the European crisis was brought on by Goldman Fucking Sachs.

I cannot believe this asshole is still in charge in Canada.

Cherniak_WTF said...

Moon, I'm sure that the Cons will also take credit for policies enforced by Paul Martin
dr roy is already beaming that Harper should be lecturing "eu socialists, bo, the grits and dippers"...
The nad crushing irony, as the link to the Economist on dr roy's site points out, is that regulations enforced and keep in place by Paul Martin are responsible to the mild recession.
If Harper "the economist" and his dwarf had their way, we'd be more fucked than anyone - they would have embraced "free markets"...

As it is, we do have a subprime crisis brewing in Canada due to their tinkering.
I really can't wait to have adults back in charge in Ottawa.

As the Economist points out in another article: "Strict financial regulation and a new commodity boom have turned “boring” Canada into an economic star" - it is not anything that Harpercons have done.
The Bank of Canada is directed by one of the American-style assmonkeys who should really be replaced with someone more prudent. But Harper seems to fellate this kind of "swinging dick".

I don't think that simple truths can be explained to these children, they are beyond hope. I just pray that the damage they do will not be too difficult to fix.
I also find it interesting that some applaud record bank profits, it is mostly done by gauging consumers. That's the equivalent of saying "thank you" for raping me...

Rev.Paperboy said...

Moon Rattled FTW!

mikmik said...

that pic is an obvious attempt to smear nickleback, I mean Harper... One of them!

Moon Rattled said...

Indeed, Cherniak. Harper deregulated the housing market in 2006, opening the door to 40 year mortgages. The Tyee spells out the Harper/Flaherty record on mortgages.

Flaherty quietly closed the door on 40-year mortgages in the summer of 2008 when the economic recession began to affect Canada. A recession Harper denied was occurring in North America even though the US entered recession in December 2007.

Frank Frink said...

CK, sadly it's not a photoshop job.

Frank Frink said...

btw, I'm certain Harper's favourite Nickelback song must be "Figured You Out". It's just chock full of wholesome family values goodness. I guess "Dr." McVety approves.

Wayne said...

I love Kiss concerts, Harper likes Nickelback... nothing to see here.

The picture of Harper looking out from behind Nickelback is weird/creepy.