Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Misogyny!


Disgraced drama queen Helena Guergis gives an interview that no one gives a fuck about. I await with bated breath the inevitable shrieks of "Misogyny!" from Stephen Taylor's blogging brownshirts regarding how horrifically unfairly that poor woman was treated by the Stephen Harper Party of Canada.

Personally, I blame the Liberals. And Adscam.

Mostly Adscam.

AFTERSNARK: Dave lays on the lumber. And, by the way, why did Helena of Tory give an exclusive interview to the CBC of all media outlets? I thought the CBC was an irredeemable bastion of leftist, baby-killing socialism. Until, apparently, you're a pathetic wanker who needs to get her story out there. Then, suddenly, the Ceeb is, like, your bestest friend.

Try not to look shocked.

P.S. I love the part where Guergis claims to have thought of Stephen Harper as a friend, and Dave points out -- entirely accurately -- that Stephen Harper doesn't have friends. Rather, he has colleagues who are politically useful until they stop being useful. It's like the old techie joke: What do you call a Microsoft business partner? An organ donor.

Stephen Harper doesn't have colleagues. He has organ donors.

9 comments:

Chasman said...

Maybe you don't give a fuck about this interview CC. I don't give a FLYING fuck about it.

CC said...

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to ...

Dave said...

But the "Organ Donor" analogy is bloody perfect. Mind if I use it sometime? (Appropriate TM attached of course).

CC said...

I didn't invent that joke but, sure, I'll take credit for it. By the way, I also invented FM radio. And discovered salt.

Just so you know.

deBeauxOs said...

Well, if Stevie Spiteful needs a heart implant or a brain transplant he's up s**t creek if he calls upon the ReformaTory caucus because in that bunch, those organs are absent or defective.

Dr.Dawg said...

Helena of Tory

That yours? *snert*

CC said...

Sorry, Dawg, not mine. I think I stole it from Lindsay. No idea where he got it.

mystereeoso said...

Re: "Well, if Stevie Spiteful needs a heart implant or a brain transplant he's up s**t creek if he calls upon the ReformaTory caucus because in that bunch, those organs are absent or defective."

Is a buttock an organ? They have loads of wide ass buttock donors in slimming dark polyester suits in that caucus. Perfectly chubby butt cheeks for sitting around on top of or thinking with. Cushy.

Dave said...

I also invented FM radio

Ummm... no. That was me as a naval technician back in the days when solid state was so new it was scary.

FM = Fucking Magic.