Thursday, August 28, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Might be F.A.F.O. time for Patrick.

Left by an anonymous commenter, but it matches what we've all come to know about Patrick and his obsession with stalking and harassment (slightly edited for clarity): 

For a while I've been sending Peter Skinner screen shots of Patrick's tweets about him but last week Peter asked if I could send them directly to an RCMP constable referencing a file number.

Peter's out living his life and not uttering a peep about Patrick but Patrick keeps harassing him with things. It certainly looks like Peter's taking steps to rid himself of Patrick for good. Patrick is stalking his online accounts and setting up many accounts mocking him. It would be amazing if charges against Patrick were laid for over a decade of harassment. Patty's harassing several others at the same time so this could blow up in his face dramatically. Patty could be in store for the F.O. portion of decades of F.A. harassment of people. I'm almost giddy at the thought his dumb ass might land in jail where sheriffs would be able to find him anytime they like.

I can confirm Patrick's years of personal harassment of me, so it surprises me not that he invests so much time in stalking others. And add to that whatever I bring down on him when I decide to go after whatever assets he acquires from the sale of his utterly-unlamented lunatic crackpot of a father, and one wonders if his immediate family members are getting at all tired of his shtick and putting their financial assets at risk.

That is one stunningly stupid family. 

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants reports on an unfamiliar vehicle (a white pickup truck) now taking up space at Casa Ross, further suggesting that there is some serious cleanup in preparation for putting that dump on the market:

 

 

It's not clear what to make of this, but it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have spies everywhere.

SPEAKING OF SPIES, a different C.I. gifts me with the revelation that Patrick has perhaps relocated to Camrose, AB, with a new telephone number, 587-322-xxx3 (just so Patrick knows that I know). Not sure if this is an attempt to get out from under his bankruptcy, but I'm sure Patrick realizes by now that, in Canada, personal bankruptcy is federal, not provincial.

In any event, I am still watching the goings-on at Casa Ross intently.

AUG 25 UPPITY DATE: A private note from one of my CIs suggests that the honking big white pickup in the driveway at Casa Ross belongs to one of Patrick's siblings, Jennifer, which further suggests that things are getting serious in terms of clearing out that hovel for sale.

Stay tuned. 

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Hard to believe, but it's now officially four years since a Saskatchewan judge told undischarged bankrupt and burger-munching financial fugitive Patrick Ross that he owed me a pile of money, and cranked up the accruing annual interest rate to a whopping five per cent. At this point, Patrick owes me somewhere in the vicinity of $125,000-$130,000, but I'm not really trying to be precise anymore; I just know that with every month that goes by, Patrick's debt to me gets kicked up by another several hundred dollars.

The only potential recent development is that my Lloydminster-based spies and confidential informants tell me (via drive-by photos) that something is happening at Casa Ross with the appearance that that collection of truck-driving hillbillies might finally be cleaning out that property in preparation for selling it, since I imagine all four of the Ross siblings really want to get their hands on their late father's bloated assets and, if that is the case, well, I have all the right people lined up and ready to go once that dump goes on the market.

In the meantime, I have heard nothing about Patrick's idiotic defamation lawsuit against me, and I have been advised that, if he chooses not to pursue it (which is his responsibility), I should not waste any time in worrying about it.

Until next month, or something.

Friday, August 15, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, anti-vaxxer.

To no one's surprise, over on Twitter, Patrick is staunchly on the side of the UCP's deranged and idiotic policy to both limit the availability of COVID-19 vaccines, as well as price those vaccines out of reach of many Albertans.

This is what a cult and cult member look like.

 

 

P.S. Amusingly, I don't recall Patrick expressing any concern over the $80 million worth of "waste" when the UCP purchased a truckload of worthless Turkish Tylenol.

Like I said, that's what being in a cult looks like.

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Starting to watch more closely.

First, we are fast closing in on the four-year anniversary of Patrick "Super Badass Quintuple Threat Dragon Fire Nexus Chick Magnet" Ross being told by a Saskatchewan judge how much he owes me and how fast that amount is increasing -- back-of-napkin calculations show about $130,000 by now, increasing by over $500 per month.

But the real news is the increasing evidence (as reported by my network of spies and confidential informants) that Casa Ross -- the Lloydminster property of the late and thoroughly unlamented Kenneth Ross -- is being cleaned up, most likely for going on the market so that that passel of morbidly obese and inbred hillbillies can finally cash in, so I'm staying on top of the situation and will almost certainly be informed of a "For Sale" sign within a day of it being planted in the front yard, at which time things will start to happen.

More than that, I will keep to myself, but I have all the right people lined up and ready to go when the time comes. Whether that family of miscreants wants to get a good lawyer is up to them.

Monday, August 11, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: The comings and the goings.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants swung by Casa Ross this weekend and took a pic showing no vehicles in attendance, establishing that something is happening there what with pickup trucks sometimes in the driveway and sometimes not.

 


I am taking this as a good sign that there is some effort being invested in prepping the property for market, at which time I will be prepared to leap into action with a filing or two.

Saturday, August 09, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Back in the Lloyd, I hear.

A moderately reliable source tells me that undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger gourmand Patrick "Dragon Fire Quintuple Threat Assholery Nexus" Ross is back at Casa Ross this weekend, ostensibly involved in cleaning up estate issues related to his late but little-lamented father, so I've asked one of my CIs to do a surreptitious drive-by and check things out. Reportedly, Patrick is now driving a blue Ford F-150, which has definitely shown up in previous photos of Casa Ross, so it will be interesting to see what sort of pics I get of any weekend activity.

CORRECTION: I was informed that Patrick is driving a blue F-150, not a red one. My error.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: What's happening at Casa Ross?

My Lloydminster-based confidential informants (CIs) are keeping tabs on current goings-on at the residence of the late-but-not-lamented Ken Ross, watching for any activity that suggests that hovel is being prepped for the market, and it was several days ago that one of those CIs gifted me with this pic of what is apparently Patrick's brother Chris, perhaps cleaning out the place:

 

 

Given that it's a long weekend coming up, that would seem to be a convenient time for any more tidying up, so I'm asking all of my spies to watch extra carefully over the upcoming weekend for any more action that would suggest getting ready for market, particularly the presence of unfamiliar vehicles in the driveway. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary.

Been busy the last few days, so I have been remiss in not wishing undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross a happy interestversary, in that it is (I think) just one month short of four years since a Saskatchewan judge told Patrick how much he owes me, that amount creeping awfully close to $130,000 by now.

And on another note, one of my Lloyd-based CIs sends me a set of photos, establishing that something is happening at Casa Ross, what with Jabba the Hutt apparently helping clean out the garage:

 

 

No idea what this means but, again, it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have eyes everywhere.

P.S. All of the available evidence suggests that the individual above is, indeed, one of Patrick's siblings, Christopher, which lends even more support to the idea that that entire passel of hillbillies is prepping the house for market. As always, my Rapid Response Legal Team is ready, and all of my Lloyd-based CIs have been put on orange alert to watch for any "For Sale" sign.

Monday, July 14, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, boy lawyer, strikes again.

Following up on the recent surveillance of Casa Ross by one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants, once upon a time, when someone else took a few pictures of that property, Patrick actually stated in a legal filing that such surveillance was illegal and that I should be charged for "hiring" someone to do that. Patrick went so far as to post to an online forum called "Your Lloydminster," making the same idiotic accusations, whereupon he was set right by a couple people who actually understand the law.

Here's Patrick being corrected, then snottily disagreeing with a more knowledgeable correspondent: 

 


 And here's Patrick ... well, you get the idea:

 

 

The point here is that while Patrick loves to suggest that amateur surveillance is breaking the law, he has already been corrected twice in public that there is nothing criminal about it, so if he tries to make this argument in yet another legal filing, it will very likely end very badly for him.

P.S. I know for a fact that, despite what Patrick says, the license plate had not been removed from the vehicle in question, it was simply posted in the back window of the cab. I know this as I have a photo of that vehicle and the license plate is clearly visible, so Patrick can't even get that right. Pretend to look surprised.

P.P.S. If you truly want to appreciate Patrick's dishonesty, here's something he posted online, suggesting that the person accused of taking pictures of Casa Ross was "planning burglaries, thefts, or other crimes in the area" when Patrick knows full well that none of that was true, but he wanted to foment fear in his neighbourhood in order to get others to help him trace this individual.


 This is the level of dishonesty we're dealing with.

Friday, July 11, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things apparently happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants sends me this recent photo, showing a heretofore-unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway of Casa Ross. There are other indications of activity at that residence (reportedly new blinds and other stuff), so it seems that someone new has taken possession.

 


 

There is still a large storage trailer on the property so it's unlikely that the house was sold, and recall that the late Ken Ross supposedly had a collection of classic cars, so this suggests that perhaps it's one of the siblings that has moved in, and that is one of those vehicles from Big Daddy Ken's collection.

In any event, this is all just to remind Patrick that I have not forgotten about him, and I have spies everywhere who are keeping tabs on him.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Boy lawyer.

Someday, I may post the collection of Patrick Ross-related rulings that have been issued over the years, but for now, I will provide just this one paragraph from the ruling of J. McMurtry (QBG 430 of 2021), in the matter of my registering my 2010 defamation judgment against Patrick in Saskatchewan back in 2021 when Patrick -- representing himself -- attempted to formulate some legal arguments:

 

 

That would be Justice McMurtry, pretty much dismissing Patrick's gibberish as, well, total rubbish.

It's still one of my favourite paragraphs.

P.S. It's worth reminding everyone of this part of Patrick's meritless defamation lawsuit against me -- how much he thinks he is entitled to:

 

That's right ... Patrick wants the court to award him four million dollars.

Four.

Million.

Dollars.

Yeah, that's gonna happen. 

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Time to tighten the screws.

I've been pondering my next moves with respect to undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Respect mah greaseburger!" Ross, and while I'm going to keep my potential plans to myself for the moment, I will invite one and all to assist me in keeping much closer tabs on Patrick starting now.

As a start, I will want to know where he is working, and the current thinking is that he is contracting through a company called Avenge Energy in Clairmont, AB (just outside of Grande Prairie), so it would be useful to know whether that's still true.

Further, it would be just ducky to know where Patrick is living while working in Alberta, or whether he's just using hotels wherever he's assigned.

Most importantly, it would be monumentally helpful for me to know whether Patrick ever gets back to Lloydminster, particularly to his late parents' place, which he continues to claim is his address for proper and legal service, even though all of the evidence suggests he is rarely if ever there. So anyone in the vicinity of the Lloyd is totally invited to do drive-bys of Casa Ross and report back whatever they see there; particularly any evidence of the house going on the market, people moving in and out, that sort of thing. (I will not post the address here; if you need it because you want to help, email me.)

So there's your homework assignment -- keep me up-to-date on anything Twatrick-related, and I will be more forthcoming when the time is right. 

Friday, June 20, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still bad-faithing after all these years.

A recent commenter opined that there seems to be little difference between the once 20-something Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross, and the current 40-something Patrick Ross, and based on what an anonymous source pointed me at, I can assure you that Patrick's rhetorical dishonesty has not changed one iota in all the time I've had the misfortune to know him.

Paraphrasing slightly for simplicity, someone on social media suggested they would love to have met an alleged child abuser, for the sole purpose of teaching said child abuser a lesson. Patrick -- as is his pattern -- chose to deliberately misrepresent this as saying that that person insisted he would love to meet said child abuser (stripping the story of all of its critically important context).

This is how Patrick operates -- we call this "arguing in bad faith", where Patrick will take some event, then very carefully describe it in a misleading way that portrays it in an entirely inaccurate light. He's done this as long as I've known him, so it's unsurprising that he's still doing it. In fact, he's done this sort of thing in his legal filings, and that did not end well when my lawyer explained Patrick's deliberate misrepresentation to the Court.

In any event, it's clear Patrick has learned nothing from destroying his life via bankruptcy and a massive judgment against him. I can't say I'm surprised.

P.S. I once wrote about Patrick's obsession with bad faith arguing ... you can read that here. 

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (actual) 44th birthday.

Yes, I realize it's hard to wrap your head around the fact that petulant child and undischarged bankrupt Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross is actually 44 years old today but, there it is. I'm not sure it's worth recapping Patrick's history of being pounded by court rulings or his now 12 and a half years in bankruptcy or the $125,000 he owes me -- all of that has been done before.

So I will leave you with this bit of history wherein, way back in 2007, Patrick was clearly having a delightful time defaming me online, and challenged me to do something about it.

And we all know how that worked out, don't we?

 


Friday, June 13, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (slightly early) 44th birthday!

While it's not until this coming Tuesday, June 17, you might want to start planning whatever is appropriate in honour of the 44th birthday of undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Quintuple Threat Ladies Man" Ross who, according to his bankruptcy Creditors' Package, popped into existence on that date back in 1981, so it seems a good time to recap all of Patrick's accomplishments, now that he is decidedly middle-aged and looking at 50 coming up uncomfortably quickly for someone who has achieved basically nothing in all that time.

There is the seven years he spent at the University of Alberta without ever actually getting a degree (where he reportedly and ironically was working on a sociology degree but that didn't pan out for reasons we can only guess at).

The highlight of Patrick's life would of course be when he decided to defame me maliciously back around 2008-09, whereupon I sued him and Patrick -- as is his pattern -- made a series of mind-blowingly unwise decisions, which eventually resulted in his spending the last 13 years in personal bankruptcy with little indication he is ever going to get out, and also resulted in my filing to have the stay of proceedings against him lifted with respect to me, which means his entire original debt to me (legal judgment of $85,000 and growing) was restored, which is why we are where we are now, with Patrick owing me north of $125,000, still bankrupt, with no university degree and homeless (depending on the disposition of his late father's house, a process which seems to be dragging on).

This is an odd state of affairs for someone who constantly bragged about how he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, and yet finds himself careening towards 50 years of age with quite literally nothing to show for it, and having to be very careful where he lives and works given the number of people apparently looking for him and would dearly love to get him into a courtroom for some sort of reckoning.

In any event, I have my own plans for a belated birthday present for Patrick, but I will be keeping that to myself for the time being. All of you, however, are invited to send felicitations to "Outlaw Tory," and perhaps ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. After all, for Patrick, the big 5-0 is not that far off.

P.S. Lesson learned about 15 years too late:


 

Monday, June 09, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ignoring his idiotic defamation lawsuit.

Last week, I took advantage of a free half-hour consult with an Alberta lawyer regarding getting Patrick Ross' spectacularly meritless 2022 defamation lawsuit against me kicked to the curb; that is, having it dismissed for any number of reasons, one being his utter lack of progress in moving it along.

After hearing my summary of the history of that idiocy and of Patrick's total lack of effort in moving forward with it, said lawyer gave me some delightfully simple advice: "Ignore it."

His rationale was obvious -- unless there's some downside to having that lawsuit sitting there gathering dust, there's really no reason for me to waste any time or brain cells on it, so that's what I'm going to do, at least for the foreseeable future. I do have other plans for Patrick, but I'm going to take this legal advice and stop caring in the least about that silliness.

If Patrick ever decides to try to start it up again, he knows where he can serve me. And he knows that any further progress on this will eventually require him to show up in court. In person. Which is, the last time I looked, the last thing he wants to do given how many people will be waiting for him.

Friday, May 30, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: When stupid people tweet .

I suspect both the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and the court system are not going to be amused by undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross making light of personal bankruptcy and openly bragging about how it's not such a big deal:

 


 

Sometimes Patrick just doesn't think things through.

MAY 31 UPPITY DATE: It's convenient that a recent anonymous commenter confirmed Patrick's employment at Avenge Energy (operating out of Grande Prairie), since I was once assured that I am entirely entitled to serve Patrick at his place of employment even if he isn't physically there -- all that's necessary is for a verifiable adult at the front desk to admit that Patrick works there, and we already have verification of that to allow the process server to serve documents in that way ... which is exactly what will be happening in the not-too-distant future.

As I once said, since Patrick has refused to move his idiotic 2022 defamation lawsuit against me along in the courts, I will be filing to have the court dismiss his lawsuit as abandoned -- exactly what I once did with his pointless appeal of his 2014 bankruptcy ruling, which Patrick filed and then ignored for over three years, causing a judge to toss it out based on "inordinate and inexcusable delay."

The best part of my eventual filing to toss Patrick's lawsuit is that if he wishes to fight my filing, he will absolutely need to appear in person at the Grande Prairie courthouse. The last time Patrick appeared by Zoom, he was torn a new one by the judge who made it clear that since Patrick filed an action locally in Grande Prairie, he was expected to be there in person, and I will be reminding the court of that. And when that happens, I will see to it that all interested parties know when and where Patrick can be served with any further filings.

In any event, Patrick might want to warn the good folks at Avenge Energy to make themselves available to any process servers that show up.

P.S. If you're looking to serve Patrick, you can do it as I describe above. You're welcome.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, deadbeat, where art thou?

As I am in the process of, well, initiating some stuff related to undischarged bankrupt and perennial deadbeat Patrick Ross, it would be useful to know where he is working these days. It's almost certainly in Alberta somewhere and, last I was informed, he was at a place called Avenge Energy, so if anyone has run across where Patrick is collecting his paycheque these days, it would be just ducky if you dropped me a note.

Beyond that, I'm not going to give away what I'm up to, but when it happens, I promise I will fill you in.

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: I am not a lawyer, but ...

Well, here's a potentially interesting development regarding my $130,000 collection enforcement against financial fugitive and flight risk Patrick "Dragon Fire Nexus Quintuple Threat" Ross, and if there are any actual legal beagles in the audience, feel free to weigh in.

I have a copy of the registry title for the Lloydminster property that is Casa Ross (the residence of the late Ken Ross), and I'm open to people who understand this stuff interpreting what it means. I will paraphrase as I don't want to jeopardize any possible legal proceedings I might want to start, but the description of the property lists each of the four Ross siblings (Patrick included) as "a personal representative for the estate of Kenneth Edward Ross," and concludes that section, describing the collection of them as "the registered owners, as joint tenants of Surface Parcel [redacted]."

So what does this mean? Well, it first seems to mean that the part of the will related to that property has not been executed so it's still not clear what's happening to it.

The more interesting part (and I am only speculating here and open to proper legal guidance) is that all four siblings are listed as "registered owners, as joint tenants," which conceivably means that all four of those squalling brats were given a share of the property, whose disposition is yet to be settled. But as the title clearly lists all four as "registered owners," that suggests to me that Patrick officially owns a share of that property, and I have already asked actual lawyers to look into whether, based on Patrick's debt to me, I can walk in and file a claim against at least his share.

Stay tuned, and I will check if I can post the entire title verbatim so that others can examine it more thoroughly, but the fact that Patrick is listed as one of the registered owners seems promising.

ADDENDUM: Responding to first anonymous commenter as to how this would work, again, I am not a lawyer so I don't have an answer to that, but let me speculate wildly.

First, it is extremely encouraging to see that the title lists all four siblings as "registered owners"; this suggests that, regardless of the eventual disposition of that property, all four would seem to need to share in the proceeds of any such disposition. So what are the possibilities?

If the siblings agree that the house should go to just one of the kids, that would normally mean that person would buy out everyone else's share.  Well, if part of that buyout represents a share going to Patrick, it only makes sense that I should be able to file to claim that part of the buyout.

On the other hand, if the plan is to sell the property outright and split the proceeds, then, again, there would be a share going to Patrick that I should be able to seize. The fact that Patrick is listed on the title as a "registered owner" suggests pretty strongly that there is something there I can file to take, given his massive debt to me.

I am handing this off to the lawyers, and letting them advise me accordingly, but this looks like it has potential in the sense of my being able to tie up the disposition of the house until I get my share based on what Patrick owes me.