While it's not until this coming Tuesday, June 17, you might want to start planning whatever is appropriate in honour of the 44th birthday of undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Quintuple Threat Ladies Man" Ross who, according to his bankruptcy Creditors' Package, popped into existence on that date back in 1981, so it seems a good time to recap all of Patrick's accomplishments, now that he is decidedly middle-aged and looking at 50 coming up uncomfortably quickly for someone who has achieved basically nothing in all that time.
There is the seven years he spent at the University of Alberta without ever actually getting a degree (where he reportedly and ironically was working on a sociology degree but that didn't pan out for reasons we can only guess at).
The highlight of Patrick's life would of course be when he decided to defame me maliciously back around 2008-09, whereupon I sued him and Patrick -- as is his pattern -- made a series of mind-blowingly unwise decisions, which eventually resulted in his spending the last 13 years in personal bankruptcy with little indication he is ever going to get out, and also resulted in my filing to have the stay of proceedings against him lifted with respect to me, which means his entire original debt to me (legal judgment of $85,000 and growing) was restored, which is why we are where we are now, with Patrick owing me north of $125,000, still bankrupt, with no university degree and homeless (depending on the disposition of his late father's house, a process which seems to be dragging on).
This is an odd state of affairs for someone who constantly bragged about how he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, and yet finds himself careening towards 50 years of age with quite literally nothing to show for it, and having to be very careful where he lives and works given the number of people apparently looking for him and would dearly love to get him into a courtroom for some sort of reckoning.
In any event, I have my own plans for a belated birthday present for Patrick, but I will be keeping that to myself for the time being. All of you, however, are invited to send felicitations to "Outlaw Tory," and perhaps ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. After all, for Patrick, the big 5-0 is not that far off.
P.S. Lesson learned about 15 years too late:
6 comments:
I had no idea Patrick was almost 44. Based on his writings, I thought he was an obnoxious teenager, or in his early 20s at best. It's hard to believe someone in their 40s is still writing the kind of dreck he's writing at his "dragonfireideas" account. And there's his really creepy obsession with hitting on women online, and tagging them while being really complimentary about them, clearly trying to start something.
That's just sad.
Didn't you once say that Patrick getting out of bankruptcy now has nothing to do with what he owes you personally? How does that work?
A lovely little court ruling a couple of years back which decoupled Patrick's debt to CC from the bankruptcy proceedings ...
Anon @ 9:58 AM: Given Patrick's relentless non-compliance with the rules of bankruptcy and various court orders, I filed (and succeeded) to lift Patrick's stay of proceedings with relation to just me, so that Patrick is no longer protected by bankruptcy from me. This means his original debt to me was restored, and it is now just a regular debt subject to collection proceedings, utterly independent of whatever happens with his bankruptcy.
Here's a question: How did Twatsy acquire his automobile? If we recall correctly, it's some sort of blue truck. It makes no sense that Twatsy purchased that truck in his own. We hypothesize that the truck was a gift/transfer from Daddy Ken. Regardless, this is a potentially important part of Twatsy's sordid financial history.
Seven years in university without earning a degree? Geez, even Sarah Palin — not exactly the brightest bulb in the box — managed to get one after going to something like 5-6 universities/colleges over a 6-7 year period.
Imagine getting outclassed by someone like Caribou Barbie.
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