Thursday, July 31, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: What's happening at Casa Ross?

My Lloydminster-based confidential informants (CIs) are keeping tabs on current goings-on at the residence of the late-but-not-lamented Ken Ross, watching for any activity that suggests that hovel is being prepped for the market, and it was several days ago that one of those CIs gifted me with this pic of what is apparently Patrick's brother Chris, perhaps cleaning out the place:

 

 

Given that it's a long weekend coming up, that would seem to be a convenient time for any more tidying up, so I'm asking all of my spies to watch extra carefully over the upcoming weekend for any more action that would suggest getting ready for market, particularly the presence of unfamiliar vehicles in the driveway. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary.

Been busy the last few days, so I have been remiss in not wishing undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross a happy interestversary, in that it is (I think) just one month short of four years since a Saskatchewan judge told Patrick how much he owes me, that amount creeping awfully close to $130,000 by now.

And on another note, one of my Lloyd-based CIs sends me a set of photos, establishing that something is happening at Casa Ross, what with Jabba the Hutt apparently helping clean out the garage:

 

 

No idea what this means but, again, it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have eyes everywhere.

P.S. All of the available evidence suggests that the individual above is, indeed, one of Patrick's siblings, Christopher, which lends even more support to the idea that that entire passel of hillbillies is prepping the house for market. As always, my Rapid Response Legal Team is ready, and all of my Lloyd-based CIs have been put on orange alert to watch for any "For Sale" sign.

Monday, July 14, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, boy lawyer, strikes again.

Following up on the recent surveillance of Casa Ross by one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants, once upon a time, when someone else took a few pictures of that property, Patrick actually stated in a legal filing that such surveillance was illegal and that I should be charged for "hiring" someone to do that. Patrick went so far as to post to an online forum called "Your Lloydminster," making the same idiotic accusations, whereupon he was set right by a couple people who actually understand the law.

Here's Patrick being corrected, then snottily disagreeing with a more knowledgeable correspondent: 

 


 And here's Patrick ... well, you get the idea:

 

 

The point here is that while Patrick loves to suggest that amateur surveillance is breaking the law, he has already been corrected twice in public that there is nothing criminal about it, so if he tries to make this argument in yet another legal filing, it will very likely end very badly for him.

P.S. I know for a fact that, despite what Patrick says, the license plate had not been removed from the vehicle in question, it was simply posted in the back window of the cab. I know this as I have a photo of that vehicle and the license plate is clearly visible, so Patrick can't even get that right. Pretend to look surprised.

P.P.S. If you truly want to appreciate Patrick's dishonesty, here's something he posted online, suggesting that the person accused of taking pictures of Casa Ross was "planning burglaries, thefts, or other crimes in the area" when Patrick knows full well that none of that was true, but he wanted to foment fear in his neighbourhood in order to get others to help him trace this individual.


 This is the level of dishonesty we're dealing with.

Friday, July 11, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things apparently happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants sends me this recent photo, showing a heretofore-unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway of Casa Ross. There are other indications of activity at that residence (reportedly new blinds and other stuff), so it seems that someone new has taken possession.

 


 

There is still a large storage trailer on the property so it's unlikely that the house was sold, and recall that the late Ken Ross supposedly had a collection of classic cars, so this suggests that perhaps it's one of the siblings that has moved in, and that is one of those vehicles from Big Daddy Ken's collection.

In any event, this is all just to remind Patrick that I have not forgotten about him, and I have spies everywhere who are keeping tabs on him.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Boy lawyer.

Someday, I may post the collection of Patrick Ross-related rulings that have been issued over the years, but for now, I will provide just this one paragraph from the ruling of J. McMurtry (QBG 430 of 2021), in the matter of my registering my 2010 defamation judgment against Patrick in Saskatchewan back in 2021 when Patrick -- representing himself -- attempted to formulate some legal arguments:

 

 

That would be Justice McMurtry, pretty much dismissing Patrick's gibberish as, well, total rubbish.

It's still one of my favourite paragraphs.

P.S. It's worth reminding everyone of this part of Patrick's meritless defamation lawsuit against me -- how much he thinks he is entitled to:

 

That's right ... Patrick wants the court to award him four million dollars.

Four.

Million.

Dollars.

Yeah, that's gonna happen. 

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Time to tighten the screws.

I've been pondering my next moves with respect to undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Respect mah greaseburger!" Ross, and while I'm going to keep my potential plans to myself for the moment, I will invite one and all to assist me in keeping much closer tabs on Patrick starting now.

As a start, I will want to know where he is working, and the current thinking is that he is contracting through a company called Avenge Energy in Clairmont, AB (just outside of Grande Prairie), so it would be useful to know whether that's still true.

Further, it would be just ducky to know where Patrick is living while working in Alberta, or whether he's just using hotels wherever he's assigned.

Most importantly, it would be monumentally helpful for me to know whether Patrick ever gets back to Lloydminster, particularly to his late parents' place, which he continues to claim is his address for proper and legal service, even though all of the evidence suggests he is rarely if ever there. So anyone in the vicinity of the Lloyd is totally invited to do drive-bys of Casa Ross and report back whatever they see there; particularly any evidence of the house going on the market, people moving in and out, that sort of thing. (I will not post the address here; if you need it because you want to help, email me.)

So there's your homework assignment -- keep me up-to-date on anything Twatrick-related, and I will be more forthcoming when the time is right. 

Friday, June 20, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still bad-faithing after all these years.

A recent commenter opined that there seems to be little difference between the once 20-something Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross, and the current 40-something Patrick Ross, and based on what an anonymous source pointed me at, I can assure you that Patrick's rhetorical dishonesty has not changed one iota in all the time I've had the misfortune to know him.

Paraphrasing slightly for simplicity, someone on social media suggested they would love to have met an alleged child abuser, for the sole purpose of teaching said child abuser a lesson. Patrick -- as is his pattern -- chose to deliberately misrepresent this as saying that that person insisted he would love to meet said child abuser (stripping the story of all of its critically important context).

This is how Patrick operates -- we call this "arguing in bad faith", where Patrick will take some event, then very carefully describe it in a misleading way that portrays it in an entirely inaccurate light. He's done this as long as I've known him, so it's unsurprising that he's still doing it. In fact, he's done this sort of thing in his legal filings, and that did not end well when my lawyer explained Patrick's deliberate misrepresentation to the Court.

In any event, it's clear Patrick has learned nothing from destroying his life via bankruptcy and a massive judgment against him. I can't say I'm surprised.

P.S. I once wrote about Patrick's obsession with bad faith arguing ... you can read that here. 

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (actual) 44th birthday.

Yes, I realize it's hard to wrap your head around the fact that petulant child and undischarged bankrupt Patrick "Bankrupt Tory" Ross is actually 44 years old today but, there it is. I'm not sure it's worth recapping Patrick's history of being pounded by court rulings or his now 12 and a half years in bankruptcy or the $125,000 he owes me -- all of that has been done before.

So I will leave you with this bit of history wherein, way back in 2007, Patrick was clearly having a delightful time defaming me online, and challenged me to do something about it.

And we all know how that worked out, don't we?

 


Friday, June 13, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (slightly early) 44th birthday!

While it's not until this coming Tuesday, June 17, you might want to start planning whatever is appropriate in honour of the 44th birthday of undischarged bankrupt and homeless financial fugitive Patrick "Quintuple Threat Ladies Man" Ross who, according to his bankruptcy Creditors' Package, popped into existence on that date back in 1981, so it seems a good time to recap all of Patrick's accomplishments, now that he is decidedly middle-aged and looking at 50 coming up uncomfortably quickly for someone who has achieved basically nothing in all that time.

There is the seven years he spent at the University of Alberta without ever actually getting a degree (where he reportedly and ironically was working on a sociology degree but that didn't pan out for reasons we can only guess at).

The highlight of Patrick's life would of course be when he decided to defame me maliciously back around 2008-09, whereupon I sued him and Patrick -- as is his pattern -- made a series of mind-blowingly unwise decisions, which eventually resulted in his spending the last 13 years in personal bankruptcy with little indication he is ever going to get out, and also resulted in my filing to have the stay of proceedings against him lifted with respect to me, which means his entire original debt to me (legal judgment of $85,000 and growing) was restored, which is why we are where we are now, with Patrick owing me north of $125,000, still bankrupt, with no university degree and homeless (depending on the disposition of his late father's house, a process which seems to be dragging on).

This is an odd state of affairs for someone who constantly bragged about how he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, and yet finds himself careening towards 50 years of age with quite literally nothing to show for it, and having to be very careful where he lives and works given the number of people apparently looking for him and would dearly love to get him into a courtroom for some sort of reckoning.

In any event, I have my own plans for a belated birthday present for Patrick, but I will be keeping that to myself for the time being. All of you, however, are invited to send felicitations to "Outlaw Tory," and perhaps ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. After all, for Patrick, the big 5-0 is not that far off.

P.S. Lesson learned about 15 years too late:


 

Monday, June 09, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ignoring his idiotic defamation lawsuit.

Last week, I took advantage of a free half-hour consult with an Alberta lawyer regarding getting Patrick Ross' spectacularly meritless 2022 defamation lawsuit against me kicked to the curb; that is, having it dismissed for any number of reasons, one being his utter lack of progress in moving it along.

After hearing my summary of the history of that idiocy and of Patrick's total lack of effort in moving forward with it, said lawyer gave me some delightfully simple advice: "Ignore it."

His rationale was obvious -- unless there's some downside to having that lawsuit sitting there gathering dust, there's really no reason for me to waste any time or brain cells on it, so that's what I'm going to do, at least for the foreseeable future. I do have other plans for Patrick, but I'm going to take this legal advice and stop caring in the least about that silliness.

If Patrick ever decides to try to start it up again, he knows where he can serve me. And he knows that any further progress on this will eventually require him to show up in court. In person. Which is, the last time I looked, the last thing he wants to do given how many people will be waiting for him.

Friday, May 30, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: When stupid people tweet .

I suspect both the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and the court system are not going to be amused by undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross making light of personal bankruptcy and openly bragging about how it's not such a big deal:

 


 

Sometimes Patrick just doesn't think things through.

MAY 31 UPPITY DATE: It's convenient that a recent anonymous commenter confirmed Patrick's employment at Avenge Energy (operating out of Grande Prairie), since I was once assured that I am entirely entitled to serve Patrick at his place of employment even if he isn't physically there -- all that's necessary is for a verifiable adult at the front desk to admit that Patrick works there, and we already have verification of that to allow the process server to serve documents in that way ... which is exactly what will be happening in the not-too-distant future.

As I once said, since Patrick has refused to move his idiotic 2022 defamation lawsuit against me along in the courts, I will be filing to have the court dismiss his lawsuit as abandoned -- exactly what I once did with his pointless appeal of his 2014 bankruptcy ruling, which Patrick filed and then ignored for over three years, causing a judge to toss it out based on "inordinate and inexcusable delay."

The best part of my eventual filing to toss Patrick's lawsuit is that if he wishes to fight my filing, he will absolutely need to appear in person at the Grande Prairie courthouse. The last time Patrick appeared by Zoom, he was torn a new one by the judge who made it clear that since Patrick filed an action locally in Grande Prairie, he was expected to be there in person, and I will be reminding the court of that. And when that happens, I will see to it that all interested parties know when and where Patrick can be served with any further filings.

In any event, Patrick might want to warn the good folks at Avenge Energy to make themselves available to any process servers that show up.

P.S. If you're looking to serve Patrick, you can do it as I describe above. You're welcome.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, deadbeat, where art thou?

As I am in the process of, well, initiating some stuff related to undischarged bankrupt and perennial deadbeat Patrick Ross, it would be useful to know where he is working these days. It's almost certainly in Alberta somewhere and, last I was informed, he was at a place called Avenge Energy, so if anyone has run across where Patrick is collecting his paycheque these days, it would be just ducky if you dropped me a note.

Beyond that, I'm not going to give away what I'm up to, but when it happens, I promise I will fill you in.

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: I am not a lawyer, but ...

Well, here's a potentially interesting development regarding my $130,000 collection enforcement against financial fugitive and flight risk Patrick "Dragon Fire Nexus Quintuple Threat" Ross, and if there are any actual legal beagles in the audience, feel free to weigh in.

I have a copy of the registry title for the Lloydminster property that is Casa Ross (the residence of the late Ken Ross), and I'm open to people who understand this stuff interpreting what it means. I will paraphrase as I don't want to jeopardize any possible legal proceedings I might want to start, but the description of the property lists each of the four Ross siblings (Patrick included) as "a personal representative for the estate of Kenneth Edward Ross," and concludes that section, describing the collection of them as "the registered owners, as joint tenants of Surface Parcel [redacted]."

So what does this mean? Well, it first seems to mean that the part of the will related to that property has not been executed so it's still not clear what's happening to it.

The more interesting part (and I am only speculating here and open to proper legal guidance) is that all four siblings are listed as "registered owners, as joint tenants," which conceivably means that all four of those squalling brats were given a share of the property, whose disposition is yet to be settled. But as the title clearly lists all four as "registered owners," that suggests to me that Patrick officially owns a share of that property, and I have already asked actual lawyers to look into whether, based on Patrick's debt to me, I can walk in and file a claim against at least his share.

Stay tuned, and I will check if I can post the entire title verbatim so that others can examine it more thoroughly, but the fact that Patrick is listed as one of the registered owners seems promising.

ADDENDUM: Responding to first anonymous commenter as to how this would work, again, I am not a lawyer so I don't have an answer to that, but let me speculate wildly.

First, it is extremely encouraging to see that the title lists all four siblings as "registered owners"; this suggests that, regardless of the eventual disposition of that property, all four would seem to need to share in the proceeds of any such disposition. So what are the possibilities?

If the siblings agree that the house should go to just one of the kids, that would normally mean that person would buy out everyone else's share.  Well, if part of that buyout represents a share going to Patrick, it only makes sense that I should be able to file to claim that part of the buyout.

On the other hand, if the plan is to sell the property outright and split the proceeds, then, again, there would be a share going to Patrick that I should be able to seize. The fact that Patrick is listed on the title as a "registered owner" suggests pretty strongly that there is something there I can file to take, given his massive debt to me.

I am handing this off to the lawyers, and letting them advise me accordingly, but this looks like it has potential in the sense of my being able to tie up the disposition of the house until I get my share based on what Patrick owes me.

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: The surveillance continues.

Just in case undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross doesn't believe that I have confidential informants keeping track of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, here is a very recent photo of the place:

 

 

The lesson here is that, if anything changes regarding the status of that place, I will know about it almost instantly. I just wanted Patrick to know that, in case he's planning on playing any more stupid games.

Friday, May 23, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Digging further into Casa Ross.

For what it's worth, I now have someone in Saskatchewan digging into the title for "Casa Ross," the residential Lloydminster property that was once occupied by Patrick Ross' late father, Ken Ross, but whose status is now uncertain as it's been some two years since father Ken passed away, which would normally mean that the will would have been executed and the property either passed on or put on the market.

My Lloyd-based confidential informants have not reported any noticeable change in the status of that property, so I have arranged for someone with the proper authorization to look into what is going on there, and to advise me whether I have any legal recourse to perhaps file something against it if Patrick is listed as one of the beneficiaries, or however that might work.

In any event, I am confident that I will eventually learn what is going on there, and what legal avenues are open to me.

Monday, May 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Another month, another several hundred dollars.

Nothing really new to report regarding the ongoing and tedious saga of Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt, incel and financial fugitive Patrick "Stud Muffin" Ross, as he continues to avoid accountability by staying as far away from his home base of Lloydminster as possible, knowing that his debt to me is approaching something like $130,000, and growing by several hundred dollars a month given a judge's ruling from a few years back that told him how much he owed and cranked up the accruing interest rate to a whopping five per cent per annum:

 

 

I don't spend a whole lot of time obsessing over Patrick; it's not worth the trouble continuing to chase him given how hard he works at being unfindable, but I occasionally ponder how Patrick thinks this is going to play out in the long run, as the years go by and he approaches 50 years of age, where some folks start considering retirement while Patrick (if nothing changes) will still be technically homeless, bankrupt and unable to do the things normal human beings take for granted, like being able to buy a house or rent an apartment or purchase a car on credit.

It's not clear what Patrick sees as the end game here, as I have a confidential informant who resides in the Lloyd and graciously keeps me updated on any new developments at Casa Ross (the residence of Patrick's late father, Ken), watching for things like new tenants, perhaps Patrick moving back in, or a "For Sale" sign going up, given that if that property goes on the market, I will be right there filing whatever it takes to tie up the sale depending on whether Patrick would be getting a share of the proceeds.

In any event, I've regaled you all with stories of how, so many times over the years, Patrick had numerous chances to extricate himself from all of this and get his life back, and all at reasonable cost, and how he chose to arrogantly piss away all those chances because he was convinced he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, which is how he finds himself where he is now -- bankrupt, homeless and on the run, where the cultural highlights of his life is taking a picture of his latest hamburger in an airport restaurant.

As always, if anyone out there has information on what Patrick is up to these days, drop me a note and I'll see if my lawyer can make use of it. I am also interested in the rumours that others are also suing Patrick for one reason or another, so you can let me know that as well.

Until next time.

P.S. To no one's surprise, Patrick has done nothing with his meritless and ridiculous defamation lawsuit against me, even though rumour has it he is still bragging publicly about how he is "winning" it. Patrick is well aware of where I can be personally served and, as he is the plaintiff, it is his responsibility to push that action along. When I finally take the time to have it dismissed as abandoned, I can assure you the Court is going to want to know why Patrick so obnoxiously gloated about that lawsuit while doing nothing to proceed with it.

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still all quiet on the Twatsy front.

In the midst of thigh-sucking deadlines at work, I totally forgot about my monthly lack-of-progress report related to undischarged bankrupt and greaseburger authority Patrick "Hellllloooo, ladies!" Ross, from whom I have heard nothing regarding his moldering, dormant, idiotic defamation action against me so ... nothing new there.

On the other hand it appears that Patrick is now hanging out in airports because they have burgers he has never tried:


I'm not sure what to think about someone who is fast approaching 44 years of age and thinks the culinary highlight of his week is a picture of his cheeseburger at an airport Chili's but ... there you go.

Tuesday, April 01, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: All quiet on the Twatsy front.

Nothing really new to report, other than that one of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants assures me little has changed at Casa Ross, and that Patrick has still invested absolutely no time or effort into moving his ridiculous lawsuit along.

In short, the evidence suggests that Patrick is still woefully bankrupt, woefully in debt to me and -- amusingly for someone who considers himself the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz -- still homeless and making a living as a menial swamper in the wilds of northern Alberta.

Sadly for Patrick, he has now spent more than half of his adult life bankrupt and in massive debt to me, with no indication that he is ever getting out of that. And to think it all started with a single comment from Patrick at my blog.




Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Another month, another several hundred dollars tacked on to the debt of undischarged bankrupt and hillbilly roadkill gourmand Patrick "Stud Muffin Ladykiller" Ross, who seems determined to spend the rest of his life on the run from various parties, in personal bankruptcy, and in massive debt to your humble scribe, all after he challenged me to, well, see for yourself ...

That was from, I believe, back in 2008 or so, when Patrick was quite full of himself and sure of his legal standing. As history records, I did indeed bring it on, and that's why Patrick is where he is today -- a 40-something homeless bankrupt, running from various parties looking to serve him with legal filings.

The only recent development is that I now have a Lloydminster-based confidential informant who can keep me updated on goings-on at Casa Ross, the photographic evidence of which can be seen here:


All that means is that, if that house goes on the market, I will most likely learn about it within hours, and will do what I can to insert myself into the proceedings to collect what Patrick owes me.

Also on the legal front, it will surprise absolutely no one that Patrick has made zero effort to move forward with his spectacularly idiotic and meritless defamation against me, despite the fact that he keeps bragging about how he is "winning" that action; I suspect Patrick is well aware of the consequences of trying to proceed with that lawsuit, which will involve actually visiting a courtroom at some point, where I will make sure all interested parties know when and where he will be physically present in case they would like to have a chat, possibly involving a process server.

In any event, beyond this, nothing really new to report but drop a comment if you happen to run across Patrick in your travels, or know where he's hanging out.

P.S. There's a certain irony related to Patrick once having taunted me about having to "face [my] loved ones", given that I am on excellent terms with all of my family members, while rumour has it that no one in Patrick's remaining family wants anything to do with him given what he has put them through for over a decade now.

I just thought I would throw that out there.

Thursday, March 13, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Still cleaning out the place, I see.

My new Lloydminster-based confidential informant will be providing me with regular updates regarding any activity around Casa Ross; here's a very recent pic showing the same storage trailer that appears to have been there for quite some time:


so it's not clear what's going on, but I am assured I will be informed in short order of any sudden changes in the status of that property. All surveillance is perfectly legal, despite what some shrieky conspiracy theorists and undischarged bankrupts might suggest.