Friday, April 10, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Courtesy of one of my many, many confidential informants, here's quite the thread over on Twitter about 44-year-old undischarged bankrupt and social pariah Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Quintuple Threat High School Chick Magnet" Ross. This series of tweets:

 

 

strongly suggests what I already suspected -- that Patrick is now holed up in the basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, SK and surviving on the relentlessly waning generosity of his evolutionarily-stunted siblings.

In any event, knowing where he is now is going to make some of my plans for him much, much easier.

P.S. I've been told on a number of occasions that other parties are trying to serve Patrick with legal filings. Well, now's your chance given the compelling evidence that he's now living in the basement at Casa Ross. And I think it would be entertaining to have his sibling(s) have to deal with the occasional process server.

P.P.S. Given how Patrick appears to be living out of his late parents' basement, it's always possible that he's working somewhere in Saskatchewan, so I'm definitely interested in any information about where Patrick is hanging out these days and if/where he's employed. 

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