This cannot be real.

I am assuming this is a hoax.

JUXTAPOSE! Submitted without comment ...

 

Sure, let's talk about Israel.

This would be Israeli police, beating the shit out of Orthodox Jews for having the temerity to support Palestinian rights:

Watch the video here.

Why is it ...

... that Jordan Peterson, Rex Murphy and Conrad Black are never trending for the right reason? 

So you're into pork chops, are you?

My new secret weapon for the most amazing pork marinade:

And now you know.

And you can see why some people are such avid Trump supporters.

Here's a Trumpist, making overt and blatant threats against anyone threatening his favourite president:

Yeah, that moist-panty Trump hero worship is getting kinda old, isn't it, Ezra?

JUXTAPOSE!

Right-wing media outlet that brags about its staunch, relentless and unwavering support for free speech now insists that people should be deported for (*checks notes*) expressing their opinions:

OK, then.

MUSICAL INTERLUDE: I need something to cheer me up.

Here you go.

Donald Trump will never see the inside of a jail cell.

Seriously, the judges currently overseeing his cases are such gutless, spineless, cowardly, pandering pieces of shit that, even if Trump openly called for the murder of their entire families, the best those judges could muster is to threaten to not give Trump's BMW two coats of wax.

The prosecutors in these cases should just throw up their hands in court, tell the judge to give Trump his hot oil massage, and walk out to go spend their time on cases they actually have a chance of winning.

P.S. Here's another deluded left-wing pundit, yammering on about the brilliance of Judge Tanya Chutkan. Fuck this bullshit ... not one of these judges has held Trump to even the tiniest scintilla of accountability, and they're never going to.

Well, that was exciting.

 

I'm sure Ezra Levant and The Democracy Fund will start a tax receipt-eligible fundraiser for GossJankowski any minute now, right?

Because fascists gonna fascist.

 

AFTERSNARK: In case you're wondering what has Ezra stroking himself raw in admiration of Ron DeSantis, it's DeSantis' now-debunked claim that he -- in howling contravention of U.S. government policy -- personally arranged for weapons to be delivered to Israel:

OH, MAN, Ron DeSantis is not having a good Sunday. Take a few minutes ...

Rebel News, and its ongoing pimping of the medical quackery of "The Wellness Company."

If you've followed Rebel News recently, you cannot have missed its relentless promotion of the eye-rolling silliness of "The Wellness Company" (TWC), a freedom-oriented, libertarian-themed source of medical idiocy and pseudo-scientific nonsense such as, well, this:

Luckily, I have the world's greatest commenters, one of whom pointed me at this delicious evisceration of TWC. I would post a couple of snippets, but that would do a disservice to the brilliance of the entire piece.

Go. Read.

BONUS TRACK: To be fair, at least they aren't making any promises:

Oh, right ... *that* John Carpay.

Keynote speaker John Carpay, you say?

That name sounds familiar, oh  right:

At this point, every speaker at a Rebel News hoedown should come with their own "About their criminal record" sub-page.

Because dumbfuck stupid, that's why.

Spot the stupid:

Even the United Nations is pants-pissingly terrified of Israel.

Here's the U.N., unable to muster the stones to actually say who killed their colleagues:

This is the level of cowardice we are dealing with on a global scale.

Rebel News, and how to deal with their bullshit.

Here we go again:

That would be three more Liberals, handing Ezra Levant a massive stick to beat them with, so let me suggest a simple solution to the above.

Every politician should have access to two Twitter accounts -- a personal account with which they can do whatever the fuck they want, and an "official" account to be used solely and exclusively for government business, with which they have limited freedom to mute and/or block anyone.

In fact, this is exactly what U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg does, as you can see:

One account for work, one for personal shit, which resolves all of the above rubbish as long as one obeys the following two rules.

1. The personal account is used solely for personal content; it cannot be used ever to distribute government policy of any kind. As long as that rule is followed, one can mute or block the fuck out of anybody they want.
2. On the other hand, the government account can be used only for official government communications, and cannot mute or block anyone, with the exception of any accounts that become obviously abusive and arguably deserve such punishment. Certainly, muting someone in no way constitutes censorship and would solve all of the above issues.

So why is this not done? Because -- and how can I put this diplomatically? -- the federal Liberals appear to be the dumbest fucking life forms on the planet, and can't avoid punching themselves in the face day after day. Yes, they really are that fucking stupid.

And so it begins ...

... just as the MAGAts down south are setting their sights on local politics, Take Back Alberta seems intent on contaminating politics across the country.

Rebel News: The grift that never ends.

In case you missed it, the Rebel News combination media outlet and right-wing dating site has opened up an on-site pharmacy, wherein you -- the irredeemably gullible mark -- can purchase wildly expensive pharmaceuticals to apparently "detoxify" from previous COVID-19 vaccinations (or something equally deranged):

Tune in next week when Rebel begins hawking boner pills that make you irresistible to that smokin' hot high school student sitting next to you at a Grande Prairie bull riding contest.

No word on whether customers are entitled to charitable tax receipts.

Oh, man ... Skippy has a new best friend forever.

 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Stupid is as stupid does.

I hesitate to bring this up, but it's too precious an opportunity to pass by. Here's Lloydminster's village idiot Patrick Ross, howling with glee over someone reporting that my blog is insecure and possibly engaging in nefarious activity:

 

Now, before we examine this further, take a wild guess as to why one might get such a warning, not just on my blog, but on any web page no matter what. Go on, take a guess. I'll wait.

Dum de dum dum ...

In fact, I trivially reproduced that warning myself, by deliberately visiting my own site using the Internet protocol "http://" rather than the secure form of "https://":

Once I switched to "https://", the warning went away. This is the level of dumbfuck stupid we are dealing with here -- mouth-breathing yahoos unaware of secure versus insecure Internet protocols.

Are we done here? Yeah, I think we're done here.

Idiots.

P.S. In case you need further convincing, I popped over to one of Patrick Ross' own craptastic websites and, using the insecure protocol, got precisely the same warning:

Again, appreciate the level of dumbfuck stupid required to have posted that original hysterical screed while never having understood the concept of secure HTTP.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, Patrick "I am the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz" Ross is now doubling down on the dumbfuck stupid, continuing to insist that his browser warnings are somehow related to my blog content, and not to his mind-numbing ignorance on how "https://" works, as he tweets:

It's too bad this level of screeching ignorance isn't expensive ... oh, wait, it is:

At this point, will Patrick ever concede that he is simply a technical ignoramus? Let's watch.