I was prepared for Patrick Ross' recently-acquired lawyer to be a clueless, uninformed, slimy colostomy bag, but even I was not prepared for the thigh-sucking sleaziness, when he tried to argue that Patrick's justification for doing absolutely sweet goddamned fuck all for more than three years was that Patrick suffered from a "disability" that prevented him from even hiring a lawyer in all that time (said "disability" being that Patrick was depressed and harassed and intimidated, etc, etc).
Mercifully, the judge handed Patrick's yammering mouthpiece his ass on a platter and pointed out that there was not one fucking shred of filed evidence to support this whiny victimhood bullshit, and that was the end of that argument.
Another martini, please.
3 comments:
Raising a glass to CC tonight! Sláinte!
Bartender, give the man whatever he wants. For as long as he wants.
Regarding Patrick Ross, I would imagine this is only the beginning of his legal problems getting worse. Maybe CC hires a licensed PI or debt collector to go find Patrick?
Maybe other people he has harassed take independent legal actions of their own? Who knows?
Sounds like Patrick just opened a Pandoras Box of legal problems.
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