Monday, June 15, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Of all the things that never happened ...

... this never happened the most:


P.S. It goes without saying that this scenario is hard to believe since, if you were trying to remain inconspicuous, the last thing you would do is wear a mask in the middle of June on a residential street and be openly taking photos of peoples' cars.

I'm going to guess that no actual evidence of this will be forthcoming.

P.P.S. Apparently, over on X, Patrick is insisting that all of the above actually happened but, sadly, no one had a chance to take a picture as evidence. Really? In a society where pretty much every single person owns a smartphone with a camera, not a single person had the presence of mind to snap a photo as the culprit was running away? Gosh, what bad luck. 

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:04 AM

    We all knew something like this was coming. Patrick is just a keyboard warrior. He got his ass whupped on YouTube for the world to see.

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  2. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Reading that post of Patrick's, I can understand why his side hustle as a writer of fiction never took off.

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  3. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Imaginary friend of the imaginary girlfriend?

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  4. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Just below that tweet is this stunning admission which is perfectly applied to his story of someone taking pictures of license plates; "A lack of evidence is a clear indication that the allegations were false."

    https://x.com/OutlawTory/status/2066425164414570752

    It's poetic.

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  5. It is once agian time for the funniest 3.5 words in Canadian jurisprudence: Patrick Ross, Self-represented.

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  6. Anonymous6:54 PM

    In a remarkably self-incriminating development, Patrick has furnished irrefutable evidence demonstrating not only that he reads this blog but actively monitors its content. Consequently, it would be legally untenable for Patrick to assert in court that he lacked awareness of his financial obligations stemming from the judgment, particularly given the blog's consistent monthly documentation of the accumulating debt attributable to interest.

    Furthermore, as Patrick himself implicitly acknowledges, you have publicly requested that individuals remain vigilant regarding his whereabouts, as he has vanished with remarkable suddenness. Once again, he has fabricated a contrite narrative alleging misconduct by an unidentified individual in masked attire, claiming that license plate photographs were taken and that the perpetrators fled exclusively due to Patrick's confrontation. Should one recall events from several years prior, Patrick disseminated analogous falsehoods on the Lloydminster Facebook page, soliciting police intervention. When other users challenged his rationale for why an individual would commit such an act, he explicitly misrepresented the situation by asserting that burglaries were occurring on his street; a claim subsequently disproven through Skinner's discussion with the RCMP at that time.

    This constitutes another unequivocal instance of Patrick engaging in deliberate deception, ostensibly to elicit sympathy while simultaneously advancing his fraudulent solicitation of $6 hotdogs.

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  7. Anonymous12:45 AM

    Hey ROD, get this, he's either pickled his brain from decades of cheap beer, or he's openly lying after screenshotting your reply, or, of course, both. What a fucking loser.

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