For what it's worth, today is Patrick's 45th birthday, so you're invited to drop him a note if you can figure out where he is when he's not frantically avoiding process servers and debt collectors and paying me the $125K+ that he owes me.
I've been following this saga for a while and it's still hard to believe that Patrick is 45. I've seen some of his stuff on Twitter and, if I didn't know better, I would have guessed that he was an angry teenager who was pissed off at the world because he couldn't get laid.
It's hard to understand how he's going to cope with the world now that he doesn't have Mommy and Daddy to bail him out.
Anon @ 11:55 AM: Patrick has been touting that story for a few years now; unsurprisingly, he glosses over some of the details. I've explained it a couple of times now, I'll do it again on June 19, the next "interestversary." Stay tuned.
Twatsy is merely acting like the cornered animal he is. Twatsy tries to talk tough when he's actually totally terrified. He's too dumb to realize that everybody sees through his pathetic attempts at hubris and control.
Here's something else to think about. Twatsy is like 5'9" 360 lbs at 45 years-old. His BMI is approximately 55 (30 is obese). At this point, we have to start thinking about the potential life expectancy the Lloydminster Loser. A lifetime of severe obesity, coupled with Twatsy's miserable mental and social lives does not bode well for longevity. Better get your pound of flesh (and let's face it, there's a lot of pounds of flesh to be had with Twatsy!) while you still can.
RossOwesDay: I was warned early on that, even though I won my defamation case against Patrick, I might never collect if he chose to simply live "off the grid"; that is, to never own a home, or try to rent an apartment, or try to start his own business, and so on. Which is pretty much the last several years of Patrick's life -- working as a "swamper" in northern Alberta, living in corporate housing or renting a room in someone's house, etc, etc.
Only more recently did I realize that I might never collect simply because Patrick is so morbidly obese that he might simply keel over from heart disease, or a stroke, or something similar.
Regardless of how this plays out, it's safe to say that Patrick will never move on from his nomadic, transient lifestyle, always looking over his shoulder for process servers or debt collectors. For Patrick, this lifestyle is as good as it's ever going to get.
I've been following this saga for a while and it's still hard to believe that Patrick is 45. I've seen some of his stuff on Twitter and, if I didn't know better, I would have guessed that he was an angry teenager who was pissed off at the world because he couldn't get laid.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to understand how he's going to cope with the world now that he doesn't have Mommy and Daddy to bail him out.
I was just over on Twitter and saw Patrick bragging about how he beat you one time in court. What's the story behind that?
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 11:55 AM: Patrick has been touting that story for a few years now; unsurprisingly, he glosses over some of the details. I've explained it a couple of times now, I'll do it again on June 19, the next "interestversary." Stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteTwatsy is merely acting like the cornered animal he is. Twatsy tries to talk tough when he's actually totally terrified. He's too dumb to realize that everybody sees through his pathetic attempts at hubris and control.
ReplyDeleteHere's something else to think about. Twatsy is like 5'9" 360 lbs at 45 years-old. His BMI is approximately 55 (30 is obese). At this point, we have to start thinking about the potential life expectancy the Lloydminster Loser. A lifetime of severe obesity, coupled with Twatsy's miserable mental and social lives does not bode well for longevity. Better get your pound of flesh (and let's face it, there's a lot of pounds of flesh to be had with Twatsy!) while you still can.
ReplyDeleteRossOwesDay: I was warned early on that, even though I won my defamation case against Patrick, I might never collect if he chose to simply live "off the grid"; that is, to never own a home, or try to rent an apartment, or try to start his own business, and so on. Which is pretty much the last several years of Patrick's life -- working as a "swamper" in northern Alberta, living in corporate housing or renting a room in someone's house, etc, etc.
ReplyDeleteOnly more recently did I realize that I might never collect simply because Patrick is so morbidly obese that he might simply keel over from heart disease, or a stroke, or something similar.
Regardless of how this plays out, it's safe to say that Patrick will never move on from his nomadic, transient lifestyle, always looking over his shoulder for process servers or debt collectors. For Patrick, this lifestyle is as good as it's ever going to get.