As hard to believe as it may be, today makes it exactly 15 years since malicious defamer, soft-core porn author, poster child for male pattern baldness, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Bad D00d Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross has owed me tens of thousands of dollars, my having received a ruling against him for aforesaid malicious defamation for an initial $85,000 waaaaaaay back in 2010:
Having been granted a ludicrously favourable bankruptcy ruling back in 2014 of having to pay me a mere $34,000 over several years, Patrick chose instead to play games, which is why he finds himself today owing me over $130,000 pursuant to the original judgment, as well as still needing to pay about $25,000 over and above that to get out of bankruptcy.
15 years.
And at no time during those years has Patrick made even the slightest effort to improve the dumpster fire that is his life. Not once. Ever. Rather, he has continued to dodge and weave and evade, even as the 5% annual interest in that debt piles up month after month.
And as for Patrick's long-dormant and idiotic defamation lawsuit against me? It molders away, with Patrick no doubt understanding that the instant he tries to move it forward, I will file motions that will require him to attend court. In person. Where, as I understand it, others will be waiting for him. So, no, that's not going anywhere, either.
So feel free to wish 44-year-old Patrick Ross a happy 15-year-versary. Buy him a gift. Maybe a hat.
Obviously, Twatsy's story is of a life with umm...limited potential totally wasted.
ReplyDeleteStill, Patrick "Twatsy" Ross may go down in history for his contributions to bankruptcy law, as his idiocy has pushed bankruptcy beyond its limits. Lawyers and policymakers will be astonished by how low Twatsy has managed to go.
The next 15 years ain't looking so good for Twatsy, either.
In all fairness, nothing Patrick has done is unheard of before in the bankruptcy system.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't redeem his actions - but then again what would?
I mean, that's a sad life, but it kind of sounds also like you've kind of resigned yourself to him never actually paying the money. Which, I hate to say it, but from his perspective that's kind of more of a victory than paying the money, you know? And sure, his life is pretty lousy, but I can't see him making much of a life even without the debt, so how big a difference are we talking about here?
ReplyDeletePLG: I've always accepted that I might never collect anything from Twatrick von Loadenpants; it's always possible for a bankrupt to live off the grid to some extent, but the consequences of that is that he will never have a nice car, his own house (or even apartment), will never run his own business and -- while this is not a consequence of bankruptcy -- he will never, ever, ever have a romantic relationship.
ReplyDeleteAlso, he will forever be looking over his shoulder, wondering when I decide to come for him, and fer shure he won't be getting a share of the proceeds from the sale of Casa Ross without me stepping in and taking it from him ( which won't even pay off what he owes me, not even close.)
So, sure, I might never collect anything, but I guess I can take some satisfaction in knowing that I've ruined the entire rest of Patrick's life. Or, rather, it would be more accurate to say I've simply allowed him to ruin it all by himself.