One of my confidential informants tells me that undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross was recently whining on YouTube about the Edmonton Eskimos being renamed the (less-racist) "Elks," and how he (Patrick) is totally not fine with that and prefers that it be changed back. And said confidential informant gifts me this screenshot of Patrick in the middle of that tone-deaf rant:
Jesus Christ, but bankruptcy has not been kind to Patrick. Dear God, Patrick is only 44 years old, and he looks at least a decade older. For someone who has, for years, bragged about being one of the smartest and baddest d00ds on the Intertoobz, Patrick is morbidly obese and balding, and has an unhealthy number of chins.
There is something truly sad about this, given that Patrick has written on numerous occasions about his desperate search for a satisfying romantic relationship, but what woman is going to be even minimally interested in a prematurely aging, overweight university dropout and massively-in-debt undischarged bankrupt with no apparent fixed address?
It's easy to mock Patrick (and not that he doesn't deserve every bit of it), but it's just as easy to feel sorry for him. Fat, balding, bankrupt and alone is no way to go through life.
Jesus I'm 4 years older than that doofus but you wouldn't know it from looking at his picture!
ReplyDeleteA lot of 40 - something year old men in Lloydminster look similar. They are all bullies who did not do well in school, nor did they treat people well. Now working oilfield or trades. The type of person that thinks they need to publicly humiliate others because of their own personal humiliation in their own community. I feel sorry for the kids of Lloydminster, having to deal with ignoramuses like Patrick Ross, and pdf’s like Joseph Sproull.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 11:57 PM: "... did not do well in school ..." I don't think that applies to Patrick in high school as I recall he was home-schooled (which would explain all sorts of things). But it definitely applies to someone who spent seven years at U of Alberta and never graduated. So your point is still potentially valid.
ReplyDeleteTwatsy's hairline and BMI should both declare bankruptcy.
ReplyDeleteThat boy is 44 but could easily pass as 60+.
Dude either has mange or that's the effects of keeping your head up your ass for years on end.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, bankruptcy doesn't necessarily cause hair loss. Fit, non-bankrupt, happy guys in relationships can also lose their hair.
ReplyDeleteBut pounding back the grease-burgers and french fries all the time isn't beneficial and would be an easy thing to stop doing.
My oh my, look what being a complete dick gets you. Severe balding, bankruptcy, and more Chins than what's listed in a Chinese phone book. The only thing he's fighting these days it diabetes.
ReplyDeleteIs that bald patch where Mr. Kryg ganked out Patty's greasy locks? If you go back and look at that infamous video you can see it would have came from that spot. https://youtube.com/shorts/hDIoN5HdJb0?si=D87wVmRh4IF6eLuz
ReplyDeleteno wonder that babbling eunuch has such a huge hate on for a Tyler. He actually accelerated that tub o' lard's male pattern baldness!