Kill me now, Lord.
Seriously. Just fucking kill me.
BECAUSE I'M A BAD MAN, THAT'S WHY: I'm sure you've all noticed that none other than shrieking head case Maria "Dodo" Nunes is also on the initial list for "Best Canadian Blog." I'm seriously tempted to encourage everyone to vote for that raving whackjob, for no other reason than the eventual hilarity that would ensue if she were to win, and readers unfamiliar with her mental illness would follow the blog awards "Winners" links, thinking, "Huh, best Canadian blog, never heard of that one, let's check it out and HOLY JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?! OH, GOD, MY EYES ARE BURNING, AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Really, the potential entertainment value is awesome, isn't it?
Sorry. Can't. My passport has expired. They won't let me across the border.
ReplyDeleteMy ballot:
ReplyDelete1st Dodo Can Spell: Human Trafficking
2nd Dodo Can Spell: Rules of Engagement
3rd Socon or Bust: Development or Peace
4th Holli's Rambelings: Africa
5th Tyler Has Nothing To Say: Stuff My Wife Says That Disturbs Me
Agreed. Stuff the ballot box with votes for DooDoo and discredit the awards even further. It's like reverse freeping!
ReplyDeleteOMG THAT'S BRILLIAN little fella!
ReplyDeleteDone Ti-Guy! I can't understand why Hunter wasn't nominated if DoDo was!
ReplyDeleteTwo for for Dodo.
ReplyDeleteI've added two votes for Dodo
ReplyDeleteOT: Here is something interesting. A few paragraphs down we see yet another reason to thank God for GWB. There is concern about the chemicals used in gas well horizontal drilling getting into water tables. Good old GWB previously made that problem magically disappear:
ReplyDeleteThe federal Environmental Protection Agency has just begun looking into the issue. EPA had been largely sidelined from regulating this practice thanks to a 2005 law exempting the drilling from the Clean Water Act and declaring the chemicals trade secrets not subject to disclosure.
My only regret is that Canadian Sentinel wasn't nominated. I used to nominate him for every possible Conservative category. But the process this year has been so low key that I missed the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, Dodo is a most worthy substitute for Scenty.
what seer said.
ReplyDeleteKEvron
....ah.
ReplyDeleteseer, instead of clicking the link, right click it, then c&p the url from the properties line. worked for me.
KEvron
....er, right click over the link, then click properties, then c&p the url into your browser address window. clear as mud?
ReplyDeleteKEvron
Well, I am up for Best Blog Overall, so if you could see your way to voting for me, I'd be happy.
ReplyDeleteYou have to explain how voting for you would be ironic first.
ReplyDeleteDodo can't spell gets 2 noms. Hmmm! Now I know this can't be taken seriously! Yikes!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Raging Steroids... err Justin Hoffer on that ballot? Hrmph.
ReplyDeleteWhat? There are actually people stupid enough to waste their time handing out 'awards' to blogging retards for the crap they (we?) write! "Oh, say it ain't so Joe! Say it ain't so!"
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