The first rule of holes.
Dear Canadian Blog Awards:
At the risk of repeating myself, you really need to stop fucking up so spectacularly.
Yours in amused exasperation,
LuLu
P.S. Just in case you're wondering, NBC Dipper is sooooooo not helping with his adorable "Oh those silly grrrlllllz" attitude.
No, really.
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ReplyDeleteAh, but ya' know they will make some 'changes' and then fuck it up even more next year. Just wait for it. You know it's coming. They just can't help themselves.
ReplyDeleteI'm still, and always will be, solidly in the Groucho Marx camp about anything to do with clubs. Or awards.
Dear Whoever:
ReplyDeleteNext year, could you arrange to have the CDNBAs run by grownups? A number of us would be ever so grateful.
CC
Personally, I'm looking forward to next year. :evul smiley:
ReplyDeleteYes, grown-ups would be nice. Literate grown-ups would be even better.
ReplyDeleteWV: emetine ;)
When they start giving out substantial cash awards, I'll get interested. Until then, they've got about as much "value" as "The Stephen Colbert Award for Literary Excellence" (two sets of which come free with the book).
ReplyDeleteMy webmaster is a totally sexist Feminist-hating anti-voting-rights-for-women activist and he often says he's a Feminist in arguments with me. He thinks it gives him the upper hand.
ReplyDeleteHey! I just got voted the conservative-leaning blogger choice for the Senate. As nominated by conseratives!
ReplyDeleteSee? It all comes out in the wash. Prepared to be ruled, muthafuckerz.
WV = fedsedne
"I begged Sheena for mercy, but fedsedne".
Sheena, the senate represents the hall of 'sober second thought'.
ReplyDeleteDoes this indicate that this is how conservatives see you?
Personally, I think they could do with a bit more leopard-print ;-)
wv = "hoscess" (interpretation anyone?)
Of course, Frank Frink. That's pretty much my middle name. "On second thought, now that I'm sober..."
ReplyDeletewv = iraysma
"Thanks for the paycheck for life, taxpayers, until iraysma self out of this cushy velvet chair in a few decades"
I am not a Nazi. That alone should qualify me for the Stormfront Best Fascist Blogger award. Alas.
ReplyDeleteWV= "Hymen." I couldn't believe my freaking eyes.
alright you folks....
ReplyDeleteme laugh better someday...
but it's far off...
in the waygone distance...
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(which could mean that I am actually Thomas Friedman, alassitudinally speaking, given the illusion of flatness that the wayoff distance can give one who believes in such things)
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De. Dawg wins the thread!
ReplyDeletewv = dowee
oh me oh my.
ReplyDeletewv = dopers
Sheena's WV = fedsedne
ReplyDeleteIsn't he a power forward with the Canucks?
"WV= "Hymen." I couldn't believe my freaking eyes."
So, Doc...how do you qualify for the virgin?
WV: newtya
Seniority.
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