SUZANNE, meet bitch slap. Bitch slap, SUZANNE. I'm sure you'll both have plenty to talk about.

Yo, SUZE. If you can spare a minute from getting all moist and drippy over "modern conservative female role model" Sarah Palin, you might want to have a quick look at this. At which point you can return to your deranged, hallucinogenic, right-wing bubble. We wouldn't want you to dangerously overextend your stay in the real world.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stop, dear God, please stop! I can't take it anymore!

IT'S OFFICIAL: My brain just exploded.