Blogging Tories Short Takes, Sept 10, 2008.

Shorter Steve Janke: "The fact that it makes no immediate sense is exactly why it's such a compelling argument for me."

Shorter hypocritical oath: "Hey, I can be just as obediently sycophantic and cripplingly deluded as Sandy Crux. Just you watch me!"

Shorter Joan Tintor: "I still need to get laid, big time."