Apparently, when it comes to abstinence, it really is just a case of keeping your pants on.
But why stop with abstinence pants? I'm thinking Super Clips hair salons, and their new line of abstinence mullets:
Dear Super Clips: I'm his agent. Call me. Let's chat.
I'm sorry but that picture is probably far more effective than a chastity belt. I'm just sayin' ...
ReplyDeleteFirst woman: "What does he use for birth control?"
ReplyDeleteSecond woman: "His personality."
Do you think those True Love Waits sweat pants come in large sizes? I think Jason Kenney could use a pair.
ReplyDeleteHaha, CC!!
ReplyDeleteOf course there's the old joke:
Why does he cry after sex?
It's the mace.
another oldie for ya:
ReplyDeletewhat'd twatsie do with his first fifty cent peice?
nothing; he locked himself in the toilet, so she stole his wallet.
KEvron