Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Matthew:


I, and all of your commenters, have not a hot fucking clue where you’re going with this post. Which, by the way, is unbelievably incoherent ... even for you. Could you please provide a detailed explanation and/or a description of the actual point you were trying to make? Thanks bunches.

Your perpetually amused reader,
LuLu

P.S. A “Preview” button would also be super.

8 comments:

  1. Wow. That's .. ummm ... I have no idea how to classify that?

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  2. Cryptic, to be sure. I wonder if he'll bother to enlighten everybody.

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  3. Maybe he actually forgot where he was going with it, and just stopped writing.

    Every time I read it, it gets funnier.

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  4. Your post, Lulu, implies that posts from Matthew and the rest of the drooligans at The Politic ever have a point to begin with. That's simply not the case nor will it ever be the case.

    Therefore your question is tantamount to walking outside, picking up a stone and asking what is the point of it. There isn't one. The stone is simply there and is nothing more than a pointless part of the landscape that makes up our world.

    And so it is with Matthew and the Politic. They are simply there and are nothing more than a pointless part of the landscape that makes up our world.

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  5. He has it filed under "Amusing" but that doesn't seem to offer any clue.

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  6. Maybe he misread it as 30,000 years ago.

    Or maybe he's just a dolt.

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