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Only $10? What a bargain! No, really — as in bargain basement.
That’s just beyond sad. Would someone just give her a hat and a corner so she can finally get down to some serious panhandling? Come on, no more fucking around (it’s not Monday yet, so there), Five Feet. Put your begging where your endlessly blathering mouth is.
Patrick - take note. Remember our comments about the impact of certain kinds of blogging on your career prospects?
ReplyDeleteKnow how long Kathy has been out of work?
Care to count the number of increasingly desperate appeals for money, in various guises, on her site?
I never thought of that! Just think Patrick, you doughy prat, someday that could all be yours.
ReplyDeleteYou funny, Balby ...
Wait...this could be used to our advantage here on the lefty side of things.
ReplyDeleteWhy not have ONLY left-wing blogs buy out the Top Spot? I think it'd pop a few heads to see Canadian Cynic advertised on 5FoC.
Then the Galloping Beaver, then Dr. Dawg, then Red Tory, then...
You honestly think Katie would turn down the $10 because she dislikes your blog? She's broke.
Yeah, but then they'd be supporting her to "write" some more.
ReplyDeleteIf she is collecting money on her blog, it is now a business. If it is a business you cannot collect employment insurance. Don't you just hate it when people 'like that' scam the system. Hard working Canadians paying into a fund while 'these people' sit at home, in front of their computers, too lazy to get off their fat asses to get that good paying job at Tim Horton's. Just saying....
ReplyDeletegive her a hat and a corner so she can finally get down to some serious panhandling?
ReplyDeleteYou're being much too kind to her, Lulu. I would go with, 'Here's an eyepatch and a paper cup.'
Or some dark glasses and a white cane? Then she'd have the added bonus of having Better-Than-Ezra mock her.
ReplyDeleteNaw, better idea. A tin cup, collar around her neck, a fez, and a chain attaching her to an Anne Coulter look-alike organ grinder.
ReplyDeleteLuv it, balbulican! (although in general I mean no offense to monkeys.)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about this (for like half a second).. wasn't one of her digs that no one from the left would come to her talk because we're all too poor?
ReplyDeleteAnd yet she doesn't have a job and has accepted grant money?
WTF?
Yep. That's right Cam Cam, but IOKIYAC.
ReplyDeleteShe's also been on a medical disability which makes her, in her own words, a "welfare bum". But that is, of course, completely different.
ReplyDeleteI work hard at my job for my money. I'm not going to pay $10 to pimp my blog for some right wing charity case who's already getting my hard-earned tax dollars. She'll have to finance her cheesburger picnic habit without my additional help.
ReplyDeleteI still can't understand the mentality of people like Shaidle who get a kick out of being vilified all the time...in fact, who go out of their way to be vilified. And why does she insist on inviting vilification based on something so unevolved as her bigotry and her hate? It's not original, it's not significant and it's not even brave.
ReplyDeleteOh well. Maybe TVO's The Agenda will do an episode on that kind of thing and invite me on to explain it.
"A tin cup, collar around her neck, a fez, and a chain attaching her to an Anne Coulter look-alike organ grinder."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!
Oh no... photoshop beckons. Must. Resist. Temptation.
OK, it's official. She's Five Feet of Got An Extra Quarter.
ReplyDeleteI've been doing nothing but blogging since I lost my job two years ago. I was denied unemployment compensation, so I burned some savings before I got on my feet (sorta). But I never asked strangers for money... and links are not worth $520 a year, so that's really just asking for money. If you can type and put some real effort into it, you can earn money doing this.
ReplyDeletebut but but! Wingnut welfare is different!
ReplyDeleteJJ, quoting Babulican, said:"A tin cup, collar around her neck, a fez, and a chain attaching her to an Anne Coulter look-alike organ grinder."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!
Oh no... photoshop beckons. Must. Resist. Temptation.
Truly, this looks like a job for Zorpheus!
And ditto what Southern Quebec said -- if she is earning money off the blog, shouldn't someone tell the pogey people?
ReplyDeleteWell there is a percentage of your payment that you can make on a weekly basis and still be considered unemployed, but you're meant to declare it to the pogey people.
ReplyDeleteActually that does beg a question doesn't it, if she's selling books for money....