Yo, Dave! Check this out!
If Dave can drag himself away from talking about tits, he might want to take a gander at this. I'm sure I'll hear the pained screams of outrage all the way from Vancouver.
COOL YOUR JETS. This could take a while. Apparently, Dave is busy demonstrating how Jay Hill is an idiot.
Holy. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteWhere does one begin?
I'll get to that one fersure.
I'm planning on writing erotica featuring sandy, clattering breasts. Nonny's man-boobs will be my muse.
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