Monday, November 06, 2006

"Paging Chris Kempling ...


... Chris Kempling to the white 'Ohmigod, I'm gay after all!' phone in the lobby."

It occurs to me that, if man-meat aficionado Ted Haggard has a genuine "lifelong" sexual problem, well, I have just the guy for him.

Y'all let us know how that works out, OK, Chris?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:41 PM

    I wouldn't wish Kempling's neo-Christian "therapy" on my worst enemy - much less a pathetic case like Haggard.

    I think it would be much more productive (and horrifying) to make Haggard face himself.

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