I'm sure we'll get a retraction and apology any minute now ...
See, first there was Canada's Crazy-Assed Racist Redneck™ being a good little neo-con stenographer. And then there's reality.
I'm guessing you'll get a public correction from Kate the day Satan starts ice skating to work.
KKKate doesn't have anything to retract. You don't retract blatant lies after all; you confess them. The day KKKate confesses all her lies is the day we all get raptured.
ReplyDeleteI actually heard that Satan lives in Ottawa, which would mean you could probably find him skating the canals on occassion.
ReplyDeleteUm, we don't all get raptured, ti-guy. Aren't you reading your Revelations end-game playbook? Only the (self) righteous, or anybody with a Jesus fish on their car, get whisked away. The rest of us wear jagged clothing and breathe in sulphur for, like, a really, really long time.
ReplyDeleteDudes/Dudettes, this Satan is the figment of the imaginations of some pretty stupid people. Oh wait, Satan must have made me say that
ReplyDelete"Sarge" asked her early this afternoon whether she'd acknowledge the confirmation of the story, and the exposure of her own, Malkin's, and the rest of that sorry mess of shit-heads rank stupidity and hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteAs of 9:47 this pm, she has yet to do so.
But of course, none of this will prevent any of those deadly stupid vermin from making snarky comments about Dan Rather or anything.
It'd be funny if only so many people did not have to suffer and die horribly as a result of the political choices of these morons.
? Only the (self) righteous, or anybody with a Jesus fish on their car, get whisked away.
ReplyDeleteOh, boy...do they ever have a surprise coming.
My Jesus fish has legs. Does that count or am I still going to hell?
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ReplyDeleteMy Jesus fish has legs. Does that count or am I still going to hell?
As long as the legs are there as a result of intelligent design, you'll be okay. If it's evolution, you're fucked.
I'm a Catholic (sorry CC) and we learn (if we talk about Relevelations at all) that it's all metaphorical...that Revelations is a metaphor for spiritual crisis and growth. So the metaphor I'm going with is that the Rapture-ready folk (being banal and/or evil...same thing really) are going to meet their doom and be swept away from the presence of the truly righteous (vide Ted Haggard). That they're so deluded as to think they're going to be the ones being swooped up bodily to heaven only proves that God really does have an excellent sense of humour.
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