OK, I lied.

This is too delightful not to pass on, but my favourite part is:

"[Melanie] Sloan is president of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, a group that has been criticized for being anti-Republican."

And when bank robber Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he answered, "Because that's where the money is."

Think about it, it'll come to you.