Um ... all right:
"Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.
After series of prayers/fasting. i was divinely directed to contact you among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search. I believe that God has a way of helping who is in need."
Dude ... God is so yanking your chain on this one.
So how much did his fluffy cloud being tell him to hit you up for?
ReplyDelete<--and may offend your personality for contacting you-->
Thus affirming my need in the first place for an offensive personality when dealing with dipshits like you.
Now eff off fastly and pray I don't come an stick your keyboard somewhere unreachable.
Ahh, the internets.
Where shit meets stupid and then comes knocking on your door.