Friday, August 18, 2006

Still a bit unclear on the concept.


Shorter Canadian Air Transport Security Authority: "Dear terrorists: Attached please find an explanation of our new security restrictions, including a detailed list of what is still acceptable to bring on board and in precisely what types of containers. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter."

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:27 AM

    I'm a little surprised that one of the exceptions to the new rules isn't BREAST MILK IN BREASTS.

    And disappointed that vodka isn't yet on the same list.

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  2. I wonder how security handles breast implants... being a gel and all.

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  3. Luna: I wouldn't try it unless you want to get stripsearched!

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  4. I just looked at the list in the link you posted. I love that it contradicts itself:

    You can take carry-on luggage but it can't contain any liquids or gels, including:

    * All beverages, including juice for children.
    ...

    The exceptions:
    ...
    * Juice for a baby or small child.


    Sheesh.

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