This just in. While Michelle Malkin drove 30% of the American population into a bladder-and-bowel releasing fit of terror, terrorists snuck a bomb through the unsecured port of Baltimore and ended up nuking Birmingham, Alabama. Malkin attributed to this to Ned Lamont's primary victory.
"Police in the U.K. have recovered baby bottles containing peroxide, including some with false bottoms, from a recycling center close to the homes of some of the arrested suspects"
Am I too cynical or does it seem wierd that they would do several "test" bottles. To see if liquid could be held in them? Also, why do suicide bombers recycle?
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ReplyDeleteThe top story today, some woman on a plane acted up. we have 10 reporters covering the scene.
This just in. While Michelle Malkin drove 30% of the American population into a bladder-and-bowel releasing fit of terror, terrorists snuck a bomb through the unsecured port of Baltimore and ended up nuking Birmingham, Alabama. Malkin attributed to this to Ned Lamont's primary victory.
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I followed the link....
ReplyDelete"Police in the U.K. have recovered baby bottles containing peroxide, including some with false bottoms, from a recycling center close to the homes of some of the arrested suspects"
Am I too cynical or does it seem wierd that they would do several "test" bottles. To see if liquid could be held in them? Also, why do suicide bombers recycle?