( UPDATE, Saturday, Feb 25 : Even though Patrick Ross has publicly announced (probably stupidly, but that's par for the course) that he ...

To truly appreciate what's about to go down here, you need to spend a few minutes reading the multi-part leadup to this in the earlier p...

NOTE : You might want to check back on a regular basis for updates since this story is just getting more entertaining. Updates will be adde...

Back here , Rev. Paperboy asks: What sort of fun and games are going to ensue (no pun intended) when the proper rock is lifted and Patsy scu...

One of my great regrets in life is that this action was never filed. I believe we are all the poorer for it.

If you've followed the six-part series, The Saga of Patrick Ross (A study in Pathological Douchebagitude) , then it's time for you t...

[Scroll to bottom for Dec 23, 2012 (and more recent) update.] Part 1 . Part 2 . Part 3 . Part 4 . Part 5 . At this point, I think it's t...

While some people are apparently tugging on their thongs to get to the Twatsilicious denouement of this epic saga of dumbassitude, I will t...

To truly appreciate what you're about to read here, you need to refresh from Part 3 , at which point you need to totally, absolutely and...