Monday, September 22, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

In all the hubbub of my new job, I totally forgot that, three days ago, another full month had passed, and it is now four years and one month since an SK judge ruled as to how much financial fugitive and perpetual debtor Patrick "Super Stud Muffin Quintuple Threat Nexus Dragon Fire" Ross owes me (now around $130,000), and how rapidly that amount would be increasing (five per cent annually).

Oh, and given an earlier ruling that severed what Patrick owes me from his actual state of personal bankruptcy, even if Patrick paid off that entire amount to me, he would -- hilariously -- still be bankrupt until he paid off his bankruptcy judgment (in the vicinity of an additional $25,000).

In short, Patrick is currently on the hook for about $155,000 to get his life back, and I don't see that happening any time soon as, based on the current real estate market in Lloydminster, SK, even selling Casa Ross at its most optimistic selling price might get Patrick half of that (assuming the proceeds from selling that hovel are split equally among all four of those inbred sibling ditchbillies).

So, yeah, Patrick has buried himself good and proper, and that's not changing any time soon.

Friday, September 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Suddenly a great deal of interest.

Curiously, over the last several weeks, there has been a marked increase in readers checking out the ongoing trials and tribulations of undischarged bankrupt and permanent debtor Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross, as you can see by the traffic stats:


Note how traffic surged from a few hundred per Twatrick-related post to into the thousands. I haven't bothered to track down where it's all coming from and, frankly, I don't much care. But it is curious that someone out there seems awfully interested in how Patrick is getting on these days.

Monday, September 01, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things still happening at Casa Ross?

Another of my Lloydminster-based CIs took this quick drive-by photo of Casa Ross, showing both the white pickup truck still in the driveway (reportedly belonging to one of Patrick's siblings), and the back of that storage trailer appears to be open, further suggesting ongoing work cleaning up that hovel in preparation for selling so all of the weaselly Ross clan can get their hands on Daddy's assets.

 


 Well, except for Patrick, but that is a story still in development.

Thursday, August 28, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Might be F.A.F.O. time for Patrick.

Left by an anonymous commenter, but it matches what we've all come to know about Patrick and his obsession with stalking and harassment (slightly edited for clarity): 

For a while I've been sending Peter Skinner screen shots of Patrick's tweets about him but last week Peter asked if I could send them directly to an RCMP constable referencing a file number.

Peter's out living his life and not uttering a peep about Patrick but Patrick keeps harassing him with things. It certainly looks like Peter's taking steps to rid himself of Patrick for good. Patrick is stalking his online accounts and setting up many accounts mocking him. It would be amazing if charges against Patrick were laid for over a decade of harassment. Patty's harassing several others at the same time so this could blow up in his face dramatically. Patty could be in store for the F.O. portion of decades of F.A. harassment of people. I'm almost giddy at the thought his dumb ass might land in jail where sheriffs would be able to find him anytime they like.

I can confirm Patrick's years of personal harassment of me, so it surprises me not that he invests so much time in stalking others. And add to that whatever I bring down on him when I decide to go after whatever assets he acquires from the sale of his utterly-unlamented lunatic crackpot of a father, and one wonders if his immediate family members are getting at all tired of his shtick and putting their financial assets at risk.

That is one stunningly stupid family. 

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Things happening at Casa Ross.

One of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants reports on an unfamiliar vehicle (a white pickup truck) now taking up space at Casa Ross, further suggesting that there is some serious cleanup in preparation for putting that dump on the market:

 

 

It's not clear what to make of this, but it's just a reminder to Patrick that I have spies everywhere.

SPEAKING OF SPIES, a different C.I. gifts me with the revelation that Patrick has perhaps relocated to Camrose, AB, with a new telephone number, 587-322-xxx3 (just so Patrick knows that I know). Not sure if this is an attempt to get out from under his bankruptcy, but I'm sure Patrick realizes by now that, in Canada, personal bankruptcy is federal, not provincial.

In any event, I am still watching the goings-on at Casa Ross intently.

AUG 25 UPPITY DATE: A private note from one of my CIs suggests that the honking big white pickup in the driveway at Casa Ross belongs to one of Patrick's siblings, Jennifer, which further suggests that things are getting serious in terms of clearing out that hovel for sale.

Stay tuned. 

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Hard to believe, but it's now officially four years since a Saskatchewan judge told undischarged bankrupt and burger-munching financial fugitive Patrick Ross that he owed me a pile of money, and cranked up the accruing annual interest rate to a whopping five per cent. At this point, Patrick owes me somewhere in the vicinity of $125,000-$130,000, but I'm not really trying to be precise anymore; I just know that with every month that goes by, Patrick's debt to me gets kicked up by another several hundred dollars.

The only potential recent development is that my Lloydminster-based spies and confidential informants tell me (via drive-by photos) that something is happening at Casa Ross with the appearance that that collection of truck-driving hillbillies might finally be cleaning out that property in preparation for selling it, since I imagine all four of the Ross siblings really want to get their hands on their late father's bloated assets and, if that is the case, well, I have all the right people lined up and ready to go once that dump goes on the market.

In the meantime, I have heard nothing about Patrick's idiotic defamation lawsuit against me, and I have been advised that, if he chooses not to pursue it (which is his responsibility), I should not waste any time in worrying about it.

Until next month, or something.

Friday, August 15, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick Ross, anti-vaxxer.

To no one's surprise, over on Twitter, Patrick is staunchly on the side of the UCP's deranged and idiotic policy to both limit the availability of COVID-19 vaccines, as well as price those vaccines out of reach of many Albertans.

This is what a cult and cult member look like.

 

 

P.S. Amusingly, I don't recall Patrick expressing any concern over the $80 million worth of "waste" when the UCP purchased a truckload of worthless Turkish Tylenol.

Like I said, that's what being in a cult looks like.