"I'm a 24-year-old who founded and runs a successful publishing company and homeschools all of my 6 children while teaching yoga in my spare time.""I'm a 6-tour veteran of Afghanistan where I defused roadside bombs and single-handedly reclaimed a village from the Taliban. On weekends, I restore steam locomotives.""I'm a retired 52-year-old who runs ultramarathons and plays lead guitar in a Pink Floyd cover band. In my spare time, I perform heart surgery on Namibian orphans and manage an African elephant sanctuary."
Pretty impressive stuff.
When you are writing fiction, anything is possible.
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ReplyDeleteUnder Con leadership, they also lost the war "biggly"...
They can't even make up something original? This is the old Chuck Norris routine. The last one I heard was "Chuck Norris got covid. Chuck sneezed. The virus is on a ventilator in hospital but is expected to survive."
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