Thursday, November 22, 2018

The Rebel Media version of "Where Are They Now?"

Given recent entertaining developments, it behooves your humble correspondent to explain the etymology of the word "behooves." No, wait, that's not right. Actually, at this time, it seems only appropriate to take a look at the history of a number of ex-Rebelers to see what they're up to these days. And it is not a pretty sight.

Let's start with Gavin "10 Things I Hate About Goddamn Motherfucking Jews" (or something like that) McInnes. It appears that, with the FBI finally designating his Proud Boys as an "extremist group", Gavin has decided that pathetic, abject cowardice is the better part of valour, and has bailed (possibly to avoid legal liability, but that's just a guess).

Next up, the always coruscating Laura Loomer, she of the self-inflicted slashed tire:

Recently, Laura made news by finally getting her sorry ass permanently suspended from Twitter:

Moving on, we have the one, the only, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon ... that would be "Tommy Robinson", whose main claim to fame is to having been in prison once, and being too stupid to not understand you shouldn't break the law twice exactly the same way:

More recently, Tommy was refused a visa to enter the US to demean and denigrate Muslims. The U.S. will never appreciate the bullet it dodged.

And now, our next contestant ... say hello to the always-execrable Lauren Southern who, mixed in with all the other ways she is a total bitch, managed to be so utterly racist that she was banned from entering the UK:

And to round out this collection of grifters, hucksters and snake oil salespeople, we finally get around to Faith Goldy who, while she's somehow managed to avoid being arrested, charged, indicted or the like, managed to be too neo-Nazi for even Rebel Media (if that is even physically possible):

Check back in a few months from now to see if the police blotter has grown at all.

BONUS TRACK: Apparently, Tommy Robinson gets around:

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