I'm imagining a holy war between the Tarvuists and the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but it would probably be the _nicest_ holy war in human history.
"Infidels! Have some lemonade!"
"Unbelieving dogs! That's good lemonade, would you like some crackers? They go really well with lemonade."
Arvu, immenti barvu. Tarvu
ReplyDeleteMakes about as much sense as any other organized religion ... I'm in!
First!
ReplyDeleteOkay ... second but I was still first.
Cthulhu rules. Pray to be eaten first.
ReplyDeleteWhen the election rolls around next spring, I'm voting for Cthulhu!
ReplyDeleteWhy pick the lesser evil?
I'm imagining a holy war between the Tarvuists and the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but it would probably be the _nicest_ holy war in human history.
ReplyDelete"Infidels! Have some lemonade!"
"Unbelieving dogs! That's good lemonade, would you like some crackers? They go really well with lemonade."