Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I wonder …


... how Five Feet of Communal Property’s™ wedding went.

Oh, come on — like you aren’t, too. In a somewhat shamefaced, strangely compelling, can’t-look-away, car crash kind of way, of course.

6 comments:

  1. I got 2 words for him: "pre nup"

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  2. I got two more words for him: "Paper bag"

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  3. I got two words for him: "I don't"

    Aww, too late.

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  4. I can imagine sheer poetry of the wedding night. Courtesy of Dusty Town (Catherine O'Hara, SCTV):

    She offered her honour.
    He honoured her offer.
    And all night long, he was
    on 'er and off 'er!


    ...isn't that cute? Isn't that true?

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  5. two words: "crying game".

    KEvron

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  6. my favorite spoonerism, ti-guy.

    KEvron

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