Dear wingnuts: Please take a number.

Dear batshit-crazy, Canadian loons:

Not to inconvenience you or anything but, if you're determined to have a complete and total meltdown in public, could you arrange to at least synchronize said meltdown with your batshit-crazy, wingnut colleagues so we here in Not Crazy World can keep up?

If it's not Kate McMillan encouraging an entire community to kill themselves, some good old right-wing boys just being, well, good old right-wing boys, or Canada's favourite relapsed Catholic pining for the days of colonial genocide, it would help some of us immensely if you could schedule all of that not to happen at the same time -- it just makes the blogging harder.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.