Got kidnapped by a couple of micro-biologists after work. There was much beer. I asked who was going to go see Expelled. I bet their tummies hurt from laughing too. We did agree that Excreted was a more apt title.
A chocolate shake and a hot turkey sandwich (extra gravy) will fix you right up. Grind up some advil with your mortar and pestle -- you do have a mortar and pestle, don't you? -- and add it to the shake.
gently tap the top of your head with a ball peen hammer, burn all the loose cash you have on hand, use lots of visine, and immerse yourself in a bath of tomato juice.
Poor baby ...
ReplyDeleteA chocolate shake and a hot turkey sandwich (extra gravy) will fix you right up. Grind up some advil with your mortar and pestle -- you do have a mortar and pestle, don't you? -- and add it to the shake.
ReplyDeleteFetch the vodka. If you've run out, those special pharmacies open at 10, right?
ReplyDeleteGatorade and Advil..or Midol...works wonders
ReplyDeletegently tap the top of your head with a ball peen hammer, burn all the loose cash you have on hand, use lots of visine, and immerse yourself in a bath of tomato juice.
ReplyDeletethis may also work for the hangover....
KEvron
is it any wonder i lurvs you guys!
ReplyDeletePSA, at the risk of breaking your poor brain ... I sent you an email ;-)
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ReplyDeleteStupid Blogger cloned my comment. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteFeeling better now pookie?;)
ReplyDeleteHangovers suck like nothing else.
ReplyDeletepostscript: Word verification puiuuydu.
Not that those letters have any meaning, but WTF? Is it intentionally wierd, or is it actually random?
on a serious note: better than gatorade is pedialyte. makes for a fine mixer, too....
ReplyDeleteKEvron
"makes for a fine mixer, too...."
ReplyDeleteExcellent. What could possibly go wrong?
Can we mix at a higher concentration with pedialyte?
it's encouraged!
ReplyDeleteKEvron
ps, swell word verication i got: grerb.
Your title makes it seem like you ought to have gone out with string theorists.
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