You'd think a feminist towing a giant vagina down a street would have some hair on the thing. I mean, not to generalize, but wouldn't a woman's advocate be against something like waxing or shaving? Hm....
Caption: "Today, we've secretly replaced Julie's regular coffee with an enormous vagina on a leash. Let's see if she notices."
For some reason, I am reminded of Woody Allen's movie with the bunch of guys all dressed as sperm.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that woman look as though she's dressed like a tampon? Or maybe a douche?
Caption:
"I may look like a douche but you're a douchebag"
"SUZANNE takes you down..."
ReplyDeleteAnd even still, they can't find it in the dark...
ReplyDeleteYou'd think a feminist towing a giant vagina down a street would have some hair on the thing. I mean, not to generalize, but wouldn't a woman's advocate be against something like waxing or shaving? Hm....
ReplyDeleteCaption:
"Today, we've secretly replaced Julie's regular coffee with an enormous vagina on a leash. Let's see if she notices."
A vagina? oh yes. Sorry, I'm married and have 3 kids under 8....I didn't recognize it.
ReplyDelete"In Russia, vagina pulls YOU!"
ReplyDelete...ah ha ha ha ha...
...heh, heh...
...*snort*.
"Who says size doesn't matter?"
ReplyDeleteand i bet you patrick still wouldn't be able to find the clitoris....
ReplyDeleteKEvron
Stewie Griffin to a clearly well-worn hooker:
ReplyDelete"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or, at this point, would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
One morning, as Gregor, I mean Patsy Ross was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a gigantic vagina.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mala.bc.ca/~Johnstoi/stories/kafka-E.htm
Actually, I watch a news piece on George Bush and the neo-con movement earlier, so that isn't even the second biggest one of those I've seen today.
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ReplyDeleteObviously it's the new Korn video.
ReplyDelete*sings*
"Feeling like a vag on a leash.... feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free... is free."
Francis Walsingham said...
ReplyDelete" Look, I'm hauling CC (Canadian Coward) around town!
He said giggling behind the swing with the other 4 year olds in the playground while the adults discussed things nearby.
Please don't bother responding to Francis -- I'm going to be deleting his comments as fast as his mother lets him post them.
ReplyDeleteAs a gay male, all I can rightfully respond is:
ReplyDelete"Ew."
No problem, Joel ... that's just more for the rest of us. :-)
ReplyDelete"Feed me, Seymour...feed me all night long..."
ReplyDeleteSorry, I just had to.
This looks like something out of one of those campy 50's horror movies ... The Attack of the 50-foot Vagina!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLuLu:
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where you get the notion of "horror" ...
"And I will hug him, and pet him, and I will call him George ..."
OK, that's just wrong on so many levels, isn't it?
Bugs Bunny was the best ... and so not meant for children.
ReplyDeleteBad George. Now I must spank you.
OK, that's a little weird.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
ReplyDeleteThe jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bander Snatch!"
I go stand inna corner now. ;D
"What a silly bunt!"
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