...according to Texas law, a penis does not have a face or an animal attached to it (one supposes that in Texas, it simply hops up and introduces itself?);
...you can buy a butt plug but you can't buy a dildo (one wonders about the emphasis, one really does);
...owning more than five makes you a pusher (well, du-uh)...
Whatta buncha preverts! LOL!
Eleven minutes of foreplay, ending in a screen-spraying climax: Ogodogodogodogod!
LOL. That's too funny. Man, I miss Molly. She was a treasure.
ReplyDeleteLemme get this...um...straight...
ReplyDelete...according to Texas law, a penis does not have a face or an animal attached to it (one supposes that in Texas, it simply hops up and introduces itself?);
...you can buy a butt plug but you can't buy a dildo (one wonders about the emphasis, one really does);
...owning more than five makes you a pusher (well, du-uh)...
Whatta buncha preverts! LOL!
Eleven minutes of foreplay, ending in a screen-spraying climax: Ogodogodogodogod!
damn the law and pass the k-y!
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