As hard as it may be to believe -- Part 2.
Apparently, while we weren't looking, someone replaced neo-con pundit Thomas Friedman with a jar of Folger's Crystals. That's the only possible explanation for this.
In other news, Satan was seen ice skating to work.
My head just exploded. Not sure if it was because Friedman's write-up made a lot of sense, or because he didn't inundate his prose with with bogus metaphors.
ReplyDeleteCC, don't worry, that was just Miroslav Satan. He plays for the New York Islanders, remember?
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