Thursday, January 11, 2007

Come on, boys and girls -- OWN that baby!


Shorter Blogging Tories: "George W. Bush speech? What George W. Bush speech?"

WHAT MORE NEED BE SAID? A disturbing and depressing look into the "mind" of the American conservative:

A Bush supporter named “civilservant,” said he was not expecting to see such a sad and “downbeat” president. “I was surprised the speech was as long as it was,” civilservant wrote. “He should have just looked into the camera and said, ‘Trust me,’ and I would have.”

Gosh, they act that way this side of the border, too. Go figure.

BY THE WAY
, here's the full transcript of Admiral Bunnypants' speech. See how much of it you can get through before you get the overwhelming urge to rip out your eyes with a claw hammer.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Wow...I never expected such thundering silence! Maybe Bush used too many big words?

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  2. Anonymous10:27 AM

    They have all gone to enlist in the new American "Foreign Legion."

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  3. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Gosh, they act that way this side of the border, too. Go figure.

    Delusion/complete ignorance of anything factual knows no borders. The only difference is that, in the US, you can become insanely wealthy by being a complete and utter immoral idiot. In the rest of the world, behaviour like that usually gets you killed.

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  4. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Claw hammer? That's hardcore! And it's just a transcript of a speech by a lame duck President. I urge you to reconsider: you'll surely need those eyes for the next guy's hijinks.

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  5. Am I the only one who noticed this
    http://kevinswoodshed.blogspot.com/2007/01/somewhere-speechwriters-butt-is-sore.html

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